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Post#21 » by Death Knight » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:05 pm

Rasho taught Tim Duncan all about fundamentals.
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Post#22 » by samsung » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:06 pm

Rasho once cured cancer to feel what it was like.
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Post#23 » by Bankai » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:06 pm

Rasho once travelled around the World... on a Whale.
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Post#24 » by Death Knight » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:07 pm

The Sun once offered Rasho a tan, but he refused.
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Post#25 » by Lucky26 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:09 pm

samsung wrote:Rasho doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.



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Post#26 » by samsung » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:12 pm

Rasho can judge a book by it's cover.
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Post#27 » by Kabookalu » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:12 pm

Rasho can believe it's not butter.
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Post#28 » by Death Knight » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:13 pm

Rasho can cum on command.
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Post#29 » by samsung » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:14 pm

Rasho sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Post#30 » by Winggfly » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:14 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO7XsGQLH4k
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Post#31 » by Kabookalu » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:15 pm

Rasho gave Charlie Villanueva goose bumps.
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Post#32 » by rafer madness » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:16 pm

When Rasho left, so did Chuck Swirsky.
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Post#33 » by samsung » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:17 pm

Rasho doesn't have heart attacks his heart is too scared to attack him.
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Post#34 » by jairtime » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:18 pm

Rasho.
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Post#35 » by engageTHEmasses » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:18 pm

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

Rasho's tears can create more Chuck Norris'.
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Post#36 » by Lucky26 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:18 pm

Brezec calls up Rasho for new Hip-Hop gangsta terms.
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Post#37 » by samsung » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:20 pm

Rasho doesn't win academy awards because he doesn't act.
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Post#38 » by Homer Jay » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:20 pm

Rasho doesn't ride the team bus, the team bus rides Rasho.
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Post#39 » by J-Roc » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:20 pm

Rasho ended the garbage strike when he ratified his deal today.
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Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread 

Post#40 » by DG88 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:20 pm

Rasho doesn't negotiate, he NBA's.
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