Epic Raptors fanfiction starting on page 4

[KnickelandDime]

Hahahahha she's probably reading this thread right now. I liked it, though I hope these guys have a better social life than playing COD and fist bumping; if you gave a 12 year old millions of dollars and fame I'm sure even they would find ways to get more pussy and party more than that.

[Shevy]

Just saved part 2-6. Hopefully someone saved part 1.

[sanity]

I saved the entire thing about 5 of 6 hours ago

[Shevy]

I saved the entire thing about 5 of 6 hours ago

[RoleModel]

Hahahahha she's probably reading this thread right now. I liked it, though I hope these guys have a better social life than playing COD and fist bumping; if you gave a 12 year old millions of dollars and fame I'm sure even they would find ways to get more pussy and party more than that.

I'm sure some of these guys have girlfriends, so when they're on the road what else are they going to do?

And no, I'm not suggesting that they should have girlfriends, lol.

[ClarenceDerozan]

Sucks that people posted.

[Shevy]

Hahahahha she's probably reading this thread right now. I liked it, though I hope these guys have a better social life than playing COD and fist bumping; if you gave a 12 year old millions of dollars and fame I'm sure even they would find ways to get more pussy and party more than that.

I'm sure some of these guys have girlfriends, so when they're on the road what else are they going to do?

And no, I'm not suggesting that they should have girlfriends, lol.

Honestly if this story only included Bargs, it would be believable.

[34_fifty]

One of Raptor's fans' greatest moments.

FUUUUUU to people commenting...

[J.Kim]

In all my years on this board, this might be one of my favorite threads ever. Not on the level of the Abercrombie Fitch model or Darrick Murray (maybe even Maytricks Championship), but still within my top 5. Thank you flossechocolate34 for making it happen.

[KnickelandDime]

Hahahahha she's probably reading this thread right now. I liked it, though I hope these guys have a better social life than playing COD and fist bumping; if you gave a 12 year old millions of dollars and fame I'm sure even they would find ways to get more pussy and party more than that.

I'm sure some of these guys have girlfriends, so when they're on the road what else are they going to do?

And no, I'm not suggesting that they should have girlfriends, lol.

You can drink/party/smoke without having sex with a girl. Let's be honest, a good number of the guys with girlfriends are still getting it in on the road. Plus in the story (I can't believe I'm referencing this) they weren't on the road. I'd imagine the average NBA player has an absolutely insane social life and doesn't have COD parties where people sit around watching people play COD. As if video games weren't already a pretty boring way to spend a night, imagine sitting around watching people play.

[LargeBabyDavis]

In all my years on this board, this might be one of my favorite threads ever. Not on the level of the Abercrombie Fitch model or Darrick Murray (maybe even Maytricks Championship), but still within my top 5. Thank you flossechocolate34 for making it happen.

I ve read 2 of the 3 threads you said and i say this is the GOAT of Realgm threads.

Anyways the good news is I have parts 2 - 6 the bad news is that we may never see 7. Which sucks cause we will never see (read) the epic fight to the death between Sonny and Bargnani over Emmas love. Ending with Davis stealing Emma during the battle.

[RoleModel]

This is proof that Andrea lacks the desire to score. He only goes in for a soft kiss on the cheek; nothing else.

[KnickelandDime]

In all my years on this board, this might be one of my favorite threads ever. Not on the level of the Abercrombie Fitch model or Darrick Murray (maybe even Maytricks Championship), but still within my top 5. Thank you flossechocolate34 for making it happen.

I ve read 2 of the 3 threads you said and i say this is the GOAT of Realgm threads.

You wouldn't happen to have the Abercrombie Fitch one or the Darrick Murray one saved somewhere?

[J.Kim]

In all my years on this board, this might be one of my favorite threads ever. Not on the level of the Abercrombie Fitch model or Darrick Murray (maybe even Maytricks Championship), but still within my top 5. Thank you flossechocolate34 for making it happen.

I ve read 2 of the 3 threads you said and i say this is the GOAT of Realgm threads.

You wouldn't happen to have the Abercrombie Fitch one or the Darrick Murray one saved somewhere?

I think the Abercrombie Fitch one went away with the old forum format. Too bad... that was one hilarious thread from what I remember.

[RoleModel]

You can drink/party/smoke without having sex with a girl. Let's be honest, a good number of the guys with girlfriends are still getting it in on the road. Plus in the story (I can't believe I'm referencing this) they weren't on the road. I'd imagine the average NBA player has an absolutely insane social life and doesn't have COD parties where people sit around watching people play COD. As if video games weren't already a pretty boring way to spend a night, imagine sitting around watching people play.

First off, I can't believe we are arguing this, but whatever.

I don't think most guys (or at least most Raptors) smoke or drink during the week. I picture an NBA players life like this:

Sleep
Practice
Bang hot girl with questionable morals
Get food
Play video games

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Just look at how much some of these guys Twitter. One of my good friends plays in the NHL and his life is not nearly as exciting as I thought it would be (day to day). Keep in mind that most hockey players are boring, however.

[KnickelandDime]

First off, I can't believe we are arguing this, but whatever.

I don't think most guys (or at least most Raptors) smoke or drink during the week. I picture an NBA players life like this:

Sleep
Practice
Bang hot girl with questionable morals
Get food
Play video games

--

Just look at how much some of these guys Twitter. One of my good friends plays in the NHL and his life is not nearly as exciting as I thought it would be (day to day). Keep in mind that most hockey players are boring, however.

Sleep
Get Food
Practice
Get Food
Get food with hot girl with questionable morals
Bang hot girl with questionable morals
Have the hot girl with questionable morals make him a sammich
Get food
Play video games
Get food

I edited the schedule to reflect the ridiculous amount of food I have seen NCAA athletes eat. Real talk, I wouldn't be surprised if those guys are eating double what us mere mortals eat. But yeah I guess I agree, they are on tight schedules and can't really get messed up too often during the season, but still the idea of a COD party is laughable.

[RoleModel]

I edited the schedule to reflect the ridiculous amount of food I have seen NCAA athletes eat. Real talk, I wouldn't be surprised if those guys are eating double what us mere mortals eat. But yeah I guess I agree, they are on tight schedules and can't really get messed up too often during the season, but still the idea of a COD party is laughable.

You're right about the eating thing. And yeah, I think some of these guys put on a front. A lot of them are nerds. Gilbert Arenas was banned from Halo for cheating or something like that I remember, lol.

[bigdirty]

Hope it makes someone laugh. Bargs vs. Sonny battle for dominance!

[RoleModel]

Can someone please post the last two chapters? I invested so much time into this I might as well finish the rest.

[Guy986]

Andrea and Emma deserves to be together. Sonny needs to GTFO.

Drea and Emma 4 ever!!!