OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK

lolwut · Post #221 » by **lolwut** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:59 pm

He is more hung than me, and I feel no shame in saying that.

Lateral Quicks · Post #222 » by **Lateral Quicks** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:02 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkdOAgQMQvA

kassian · Post #223 » by **kassian** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:02 pm

It looks like a horse's (nothing offensive below - it's restaurant's finest):

Jose_Matador · Post #224 » by **Jose_Matador** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:03 pm

Eastfan wrote:It looks like a horse's (nothing offensive below - it's restaurant's finest):

ummm....what is.....nvm.

Jay240 · Post #225 » by **Jay240** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:09 pm

Eastfan wrote:It looks like a horse's (nothing offensive below - it's restaurant's finest):

Oden was going to enter into the All-Star HORSE competition but then he realized it wasn't what he thought.

Danchan · Post #226 » by **Danchan** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:10 pm

Oden challenages Lebron. I AM the best athlete in the NBA.

Test of Wills · Post #227 » by **Test of Wills** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:13 pm

Poor Grady Sizemore , he is literally challenged by Mr Oden.

Now we know who the real 5 tool player is.

raptrocious · Post #228 » by **raptrocious** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:13 pm

ROFL THAT IS NASTYYYY IMMA PUKE....talk about elephant trunk

Post #229 » by **Schad** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:13 pm

I decided to see whether putting his full name (Gregory Wayne Oden) through an anagram generator would confirm his predestination...one of the first results was Downrange Eye Orgy. Yeah, you would want to be a bit downrange.

Edit: or Rangy Grower Enjoyed. I bet he was.

Jay240 · Post #230 » by **Jay240** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:15 pm

I wonder if Jose Calderon is thinking of making Oden a partner in his dry meats business. Maybe a silent partner would be best.

Dr Positivity · Post #231 » by **Dr Positivity** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:16 pm

Calderon got his clap from Oden

BooRadley · Post #232 » by **BooRadley** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:29 pm

LeBron would definitely have his nude photos confiscated. He ain't got nothin on Oden.

Lionel Messi · Post #233 » by **Lionel Messi** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:33 pm

DeMar should dunk over a life-sized cutout of Oden's schlong.

Death Knight · Post #234 » by **Death Knight** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:33 pm

Looks circumsized too.

Jose_Matador · Post #235 » by **Jose_Matador** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:36 pm

Lionel Messi wrote:DeMar should dunk over a life-sized cutout of Oden's schlong.

and risk injury ? he'd have better luck jumping over the moon. :oops:

s e n s i · Post #236 » by **s e n s i** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:37 pm

anaconda

Post #237 » by **DG88** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:39 pm

sortpar wrote:Looks like instead of rehabbing his bad leg, he just decided to grow another one.

lolwut · Post #238 » by **lolwut** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:39 pm

Death Knight wrote:Looks circumsized too.

I can't say I checked it out as thoroughly as you. Thanks for the report.

jajas2 · Post #239 » by **jajas2** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:42 pm

Well, there goes my manhood =(.

phailing101 · Post #240 » by **phailing101** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:43 pm

This is the best thread we've ever had.

Beats the Marion one, no question.