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Post#241 » by mumoy » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:49 am

Rasho put the map on Toronto
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Post#242 » by mumoy » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:50 am

Rasho can uninstall Internet Explorer
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#243 » by Death Knight » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:13 am

Wait......Samsung got waived? what happened?

And what's offical?....

Anyways..................

Rasho became addicted to "Spanish Fly" after Jose Calderon introduced him to it when he first joined the Raptors back in 2006.
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Post#244 » by Guy Smiley » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:39 am

Rasho is so amazing he caused IL MAGO's draw to drop. Andrea's mouth has never closed properly again.

Charles Barkley was a scratch golfer until he shot a round with Rasho. Unfortunatley Chuck's golf swing has never been the same since.
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#245 » by appel » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:52 am

Rasho can play SF, PF and C.
At the same time

P.s. Naturally in the timeout he coach himself with X and O too.
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#246 » by s e n s i » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:25 am

mumoy wrote:Rasho can uninstall Internet Explorer


Rasho is the original Internut Exploder.

But better yet, he can delete the Recycle Bin.
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#247 » by Kabookalu » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:40 am

Rasho made Charlie Villanueva's hair stand up.
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Post#248 » by MerK » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:52 am

Choker wrote:Rasho made Charlie Villanueva's hair stand up.


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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#249 » by Kabookalu » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:52 am

Rosa Parks didn't get out of her seat because she was saving it for Rasho.
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#250 » by rafer madness » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:02 am

Rasho just had a Slovenian beer with Obama.
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#251 » by Jay240 » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:39 am

May 30, 1976 - Rasho was born

June 17, 1976 – The National Basketball Association and the American Basketball Association agree on the ABA-NBA merger


Even at 3 weeks old he was looking for more players to destroy.
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Post#252 » by draft » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:12 pm

We need to start a campaign to get Rasho voted into the allstar game this year.
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#253 » by Yuri Vaultin » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:19 pm

Rasho's dick is so big, it has its own own dick. Rasho's dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

Rasho can kill 2 stones with one bird.
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Post#254 » by Maritimer » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:21 pm

Yuri Vaultin wrote:Rasho can kill 2 stones with one bird.


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Post#255 » by spalding21 » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:28 pm

Rasho ended garbage strike the day he was officially signed
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#256 » by trick » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:31 pm

There is no such thing as the Bermuda Triangle. Rasho owns a summer house in the Carribean and doesn't tolerate trespassers.

If you work in the same office as Rasho, never ask for his 3 hole punch.

Rasho was the fourth wise man, whose gift to Jesus was the gift of a beautiful smile, hence why JC was so popular.

Rasho is the only person known to man that can delete the Recycle Bin.

Rasho can play both necks of a two-necked guitar at the same time, using only one hand.

Rasho doesn't tie his shoelaces; they tie themselves out of fear.

The greatest trick Rasho ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Rasho is the first person who can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch. He then told everyone else of his findings.

Rasho can believe it's not butter.

Stop signs explode when they see Rasho. NO ONE TELLS RASHO TO STOP!
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#257 » by PopAGat » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:54 pm

(girly voice)"Rasho farted and an earthquake started!"
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#258 » by djsunyc » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:02 pm

when rasho was born, they had to give polio a rasho vaccine...
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Post#259 » by Maritimer » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:07 pm

When he was born, Rasho slapped the doctor.
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Re: Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#260 » by ShotBlocka » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:09 pm

Rasho doesn't need to update his twitter, because all he ever does is NBA

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