Dwane Casey's Guide to Smallball

[lobosloboslobos]

[Driguez]

Shaq and Russell on the bench next to Kareem
Muggsy Bogues is on my wall
You'd think I like AI but nah he's just too tall
I make em pound rocks til they can't stop
Shootin air on long twos, passin on easy shots
Way back, when I had Il Mago's back clunkin jacks
Made Gay fat to match
Remember Stankface too, duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought that the Nets would take it this far
Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I coach tight
Time to bench Val, get Nate through a big trade
Born 'ssistant, the opposite of a winner
Remember when we used to eat Primo for dinner
Peace to BC, Alex Rucker, Fruitman Steve
All midgets love to play for DC
I'm tankin' up like you thought I would
Call Frodo, same shire, same hood
It's all good

Uh

And if you too tall, you'll never ball, playa

You know very well, we don't win
Go get the ladder now, reach for the rim
You had some boards, but not that many
Cause if you're 6 feet tall, I'll play you minutes plenty

OK. You win.

[theonlyeastcoastrapsfan]

Hah, shorter than your average
Casey lose games off instinct, fans think **** stinks
our players, shorter than Detroit players
gift wins for my hooligans in Brooklyn
Dead right, if the game tight, Casey lose all night
Casey been losing since days of timberwolves
Never win, never choose to, not bruise crews who
Do something to us, walk right through us
James dances in front of us, wants to coach us
Who us? Yeah, Casey and Ross (ehehehe)
Close like Starsky and Hutch, lose inthe clutch
Dare I make three's, look for league charity
(Take that, take that, take that, ha ha!)
Lose every way easily, busily
Tanking **** fronting ain't saying nothing (nope)
So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) bench JV
Cuban with my Jose piece (thank you God), with my peeps
Packing, asking who want it, you short **** flaunt it
That tanking bull, we on it



But I just love your tanking ways,
the smaller they are the more minutes they play

I put T I N Y
on their tallest guy
Miami, D.C. prefer to play me (that's right)
All Philly hoes, going into tank mode (c'mon)
Every shorty wit a booty getting minutes (haaaaah!)
Hendo's s the real dukie, meaning he's really the ****
tall fellas ride benches, Gay shoots the bricks
In the first, second, even in the lockers at half
need Bulletproof glass, if you don't want it smash
Gonna shoot first, make passes last last
That's how most of these so-called raptors act
in the first JV in the post, getting hoops and boards,
hoops and harms, blocks and steals, taking efficient shots
I still leave you on the bench
when the games on the line, he ain't playing
At my arraignment, note for the plaintiff
Liewecke's got my daughter's tied up in a Toronto basement (shh)
tank it, not winning, that's how get wiggy (not guilty)
tanker than Philly, till Masai come and fire me




I can play with ya wit 15 centimeter **** (I can fill ya)
jump ball, score go, down sixty, swiftly
Tank it, lose a new one
Your crew run run run, your crew run run
I know you sick of this, small ball **** wit
lineups so small they look like midget kids
So get with this ****, tankins easy
JV - out Landry in, now we down ten
Come through, lose games we should win (that's right)
not fouling down 2,you like what's he thinking (uh)
For certain, Masai freaking, we not speaking
Leave that ass leakin, like BC - Traino
Tim said, don't rack them losses up slowly
Hit em wit the farce like DeKobe, short like my little pony
Gay stacks lettuce like Sobey's, lucky they don't owe me
Where the tank show me, homie.. (say what, homie)

[lobosloboslobos]

[whysoserious]

Hah, shorter than your average
Casey lose games off instinct, fans think **** stinks
our players, shorter than Detroit players
gift wins for my hooligans in Brooklyn
Dead right, if the game tight, Casey lose all night
Casey been losing since days of timberwolves
Never win, never choose to, not bruise crews who
Do something to us, walk right through us
James dances in front of us, wants to coach us
Who us? Yeah, Casey and Ross (ehehehe)
Close like Starsky and Hutch, lose inthe clutch
Dare I make three's, look for league charity
(Take that, take that, take that, ha ha!)
Lose every way easily, busily
Tanking **** fronting ain't saying nothing (nope)
So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) bench JV
Cuban with my Jose piece (thank you God), with my peeps
Packing, asking who want it, you short **** flaunt it
That tanking bull, we on it



But I just love your tanking ways,
the smaller they are the more minutes they play

I put T I N Y
on their tallest guy
Miami, D.C. prefer to play me (that's right)
All Philly hoes, going into tank mode (c'mon)
Every shorty wit a booty getting minutes (haaaaah!)
Hendo's s the real dukie, meaning he's really the ****
tall fellas ride benches, Gay shoots the bricks
In the first, second, even in the lockers at half
need Bulletproof glass, if you don't want it smash
Gonna shoot first, make passes last last
That's how most of these so-called raptors act
in the first JV in the post, getting hoops and boards,
hoops and harms, blocks and steals, taking efficient shots
I still leave you on the bench
when the games on the line, he ain't playing
At my arraignment, note for the plaintiff
Liewecke's got my daughter's tied up in a Toronto basement (shh)
tank it, not winning, that's how I stay filthy (not guilty)
tanker than Philly, till Masai come and fire me




I can play with ya wit 15 centimeter **** (I can fill ya)
jump ball, score go, down sixty, swiftly
Tank it, lose a new one
Your crew run run run, your crew run run
I know you sick of this, small ball **** wit
lineups so small they look like midget kids
So get with this ****, tankins easy
JV - out Landry in, now we down ten
Come through, lose games we should win (that's right)
not fouling down 2,you like what's he thinking (uh)
For certain, Masai freaking, we not speaking
Leave that ass leakin, like BC - Traino
Tim said, don't rack them losses up slowly
Hit em wit the farce like DeKobe, short like my little pony
Gay stacks lettuce like Sobey's, lucky they don't owe me
Where the tank show me, homie.. (say what, homie)

AMAZING ECRF, SIMPLY AMAZING!

[Jimmy King]

[Lateral Quicks]

[Prestige]

[Patman]

Hah, shorter than your average
Casey lose games off instinct, fans think **** stinks
our players, shorter than Detroit players
gift wins for my hooligans in Brooklyn
Dead right, if the game tight, Casey lose all night
Casey been losing since days of timberwolves
Never win, never choose to, not bruise crews who
Do something to us, walk right through us
James dances in front of us, wants to coach us
Who us? Yeah, Casey and Ross (ehehehe)
Close like Starsky and Hutch, lose inthe clutch
Dare I make three's, look for league charity
(Take that, take that, take that, ha ha!)
Lose every way easily, busily
Tanking **** fronting ain't saying nothing (nope)
So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) bench JV
Cuban with my Jose piece (thank you God), with my peeps
Packing, asking who want it, you short **** flaunt it
That tanking bull, we on it



But I just love your tanking ways,
the smaller they are the more minutes they play

I put T I N Y
on their tallest guy
Miami, D.C. prefer to play me (that's right)
All Philly hoes, going into tank mode (c'mon)
Every shorty wit a booty getting minutes (haaaaah!)
Hendo's s the real dukie, meaning he's really the ****
tall fellas ride benches, Gay shoots the bricks
In the first, second, even in the lockers at half
need Bulletproof glass, if you don't want it smash
Gonna shoot first, make passes last last
That's how most of these so-called raptors act
in the first JV in the post, getting hoops and boards,
hoops and harms, blocks and steals, taking efficient shots
I still leave you on the bench
when the games on the line, he ain't playing
At my arraignment, note for the plaintiff
Liewecke's got my daughter's tied up in a Toronto basement (shh)
tank it, not winning, that's how get wiggy (not guilty)
tanker than Philly, till Masai come and fire me




I can play with ya wit 15 centimeter **** (I can fill ya)
jump ball, score go, down sixty, swiftly
Tank it, lose a new one
Your crew run run run, your crew run run
I know you sick of this, small ball **** wit
lineups so small they look like midget kids
So get with this ****, tankins easy
JV - out Landry in, now we down ten
Come through, lose games we should win (that's right)
not fouling down 2,you like what's he thinking (uh)
For certain, Masai freaking, we not speaking
Leave that ass leakin, like BC - Traino
Tim said, don't rack them losses up slowly
Hit em wit the farce like DeKobe, short like my little pony
Gay stacks lettuce like Sobey's, lucky they don't owe me
Where the tank show me, homie.. (say what, homie)

staaahp

[Sherlock]

Scraptor, eastcoast and Patman FTW!

I know you sick of this, small ball **** wit
lineups so small they look like midget kids
So get with this ****, tankins easy
JV - out Landry in, now we down ten

The whole thing is awesome, but this part is just too good!

[Patman]

[Fairview4Life]

Scraptor, eastcoast and Patman FTW!

I know you sick of this, small ball **** wit
lineups so small they look like midget kids
So get with this ****, tankins easy
JV - out Landry in, now we down ten

The whole thing is awesome, but this part is just too good!

That was the only bad part! Landry has been our best wing player this year.

[theonlyeastcoastrapsfan]

Need to get that guy who only talked about the rent and for Mayor of New York ---- The Rims are TOO DAMN HIGH

[theonlyeastcoastrapsfan]

Scraptor, eastcoast and Patman FTW!

I know you sick of this, small ball **** wit
lineups so small they look like midget kids
So get with this ****, tankins easy
JV - out Landry in, now we down ten

The whole thing is awesome, but this part is just too good!

That was the only bad part! Landry has been our best wing player this year.

Exactly. 3 + 3 +3 don't equal 10, Maybe Daye would have been better, - but since Casey doesn't have the balls to sit Gay or DeMar when he want's to play Landry, he sits JV. And that's what makes it actual factual tactical and tankeriffic.

[lobosloboslobos]

(snip)
not fouling down 2,you like what's he thinking (uh)
For certain, Masai freaking, we not speaking
Leave that ass leakin, like BC - Traino
Tim said, don't rack them losses up slowly
Hit em wit the farce like DeKobe, short like my little pony
Gay stacks lettuce like Sobey's, lucky they don't owe me
Where the tank show me, homie.. (say what, homie)

amazing!!!

[Spacing]

Is Ready to Die an appropriate Album Title for Raptors fans based on The Notorious Smalls as our coach?

Life after Coaching would be the next release....

[sca]

[IMAN5]

lmao these memes kill me.

[th1]

[dballislife]

right there with smitch's playbook as GOAT thread lol...keep it up