MS Paint Sam a Playbook

Natural11 · Post #281 » by **Natural11** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:25 pm

lmao! I've always said that Smitch writes on his clipboard with crayons, drawing horsies and pretty rainbows. Glad others have had similar thoughts :lol:

Now that the Mike James and TJ eras have ended, does he even write anything at all? His one play was for Mike or TJ to dribble for 20 secs, then run down the lane and hoist up a fade-away prayer through 4 defenders. Is the Kapono pump and drive a designed play?

MonolithBurger · Post #282 » by **MonolithBurger** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:38 pm

Banjo · Post #283 » by **Banjo** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:12 pm

LLJ · Post #284 » by **LLJ** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:16 pm

Lindsay Marshall sure was cute.

Banjo · Post #285 » by **Banjo** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:18 pm

Still is

Patman4 · Post #286 » by **Patman4** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:41 pm

Post #287 » by **YogiStewart** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:36 pm

i need to draw up the play where Mitchell shats himself

MerK · Post #288 » by **MerK** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:09 am

best picture i could find of the enforcer

Natural11 · Post #289 » by **Natural11** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:31 am

Who is this legendary enforcer laying the beat-down on KG?

Post #290 » by **Schad** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:23 am

With Sam distracted by the mascot's antics, Jay Triano diagrams the play:

"Okay, we're going to run a pick-and-roll. Hump, you come up to set the screen on Nelson; Bosh is going to set up on the right block on this one. The Magic have been playing the ball aggressively, so I'd expect Lewis to step up as Jose goes left. Hump, I want you to flash to the basket hard; quick contact on the screen and go. Nelson will go for the double on Jose, but there should be a passing lane before the double closes. Got it so far?"

"Now Hump, once you get deep into the lane I want you come to a hard stop. Yeah, the 'X' in the middle is still you...I know it's hard to follow without the jersey numbers, but it's really embarrassing when you have to peek at the back of your jersey to figure out which one you are. Jose will fire the pass down low, and you'll have options. Both Dwight and Hedo will be closing hard, so be on your toes. If the help is late, it's an easy basket or a pump fake and trip to the line. If Hedo is the first man in, you have Kapono in the corner for a wide-open three. If Dwight gets there quickly, Chris will be leaking to 10 feet for an easy, unobstructed jumper. And if Pietrus moves down from the wing to bother Chris' shot, you can pivot back and hit AP, who'll be moving along the arc to improve the passing angle. Hump? HUMP!?"

...

"Goddamnit."

blizzah · Post #291 » by **blizzah** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:27 am

^^^

HAHA, very good story =D.

Maybe this thread will read Guido MMA fame haha

Post #292 » by **Geddy** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:01 am

Patman4 wrote:

nice first post!

Paranoidandroid · Post #293 » by **Paranoidandroid** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:23 am

rewill17 · Post #294 » by **rewill17** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:01 am

K1NG · Post #295 » by **K1NG** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:53 am

BOSHFAN wrote:

Win.

[SJJ] · Post #296 » by **[SJJ]** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:38 am

HAHAHAHA LOL at the Baconator!!!

Kabookalu · Post #297 » by **Kabookalu** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:04 am

Sam Mitchell: "What sport are we playing again?"

ForeveRaptorFan · Post #298 » by **ForeveRaptorFan** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:24 am

bth wrote:

win LOL.

AgEnT50 · Post #299 » by **AgEnT50** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:30 am

The Notic wrote:The Jose Calderon Fast Break: Option 1

This is by "FAR" the funniest thread I've read since I've been on REALGM, this need to be on the general discussion board lol

TheRaptorTruth · Post #300 » by **TheRaptorTruth** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:50 pm

Choker wrote:

Sam Mitchell: "What sport are we playing again?"

+1