Offical Rasho Facts Thread

Kabookalu · Post #301 » by **Kabookalu** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:11 pm

Rasho doesn't know where you live, but where you will die.

Post #302 » by **DG88** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:11 pm

I think this thread deserves to be devine stickied on the Raptors board forever.

disc0 · Post #303 » by **disc0** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:19 pm

Rasho doesn't dance to the beat, the beat changes to match Rasho's rhythm

mihaic · Post #304 » by **mihaic** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:30 pm

Rasho could travel back in time if he wanted. But he did everything perfectly, se there is no need to.

He once won a staring contest against his image in the mirror which blinked first.

Contrary to what people think, Rasho was not born. He came into the world all by himself. His first words were Let's nba.

They started counting Rasho's midi chlorian number right after he was born. It is still not known because they are still counting.

Rasho invented the holes in the pretzels. He let the world have those holes for free because he is very generous.

Rasho once refused the Nobel prize for physics. He said that laws of physics simply don't apply to him.

34_fifty · Post #305 » by **34_fifty** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:50 pm

Rasho once travelled at 20x the speed of light but didnt say anything because he didnt want to hurt einstein's feelings

mihaic · Post #306 » by **mihaic** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:57 pm

When Rasho feels like rebounding he does it with 100 whores.

disc0 · Post #307 » by **disc0** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:59 pm

Rasho attended a fashion party and won the title of best dressed...he was wearing his birthday suit.

mumoy · Post #308 » by **mumoy** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:00 pm

Rasho once drove a Ford.
And then wanted to drive something else.

mihaic · Post #309 » by **mihaic** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:03 pm

mumoy wrote:Rasho once drove a Ford.
And then wanted to drive something else.

He proceeded to drive Calderon ever since because Ford din't do Jack.

TheDunc · Post #310 » by **TheDunc** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:14 pm

Rasho Invented the time machine because he once missed a shot on November 27th 1995

Death Knight · Post #311 » by **Death Knight** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:42 pm

Rasho doesn't need to manually flush the stall when he finishes..........................Oh wait, they're sensors. Never mind.

Super23 · Post #312 » by **Super23** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:46 pm

This 'effin hilarious

Kabookalu · Post #313 » by **Kabookalu** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:49 pm

Rasho got in a staring contest with Stevie Wonder and lost.

Super23 · Post #314 » by **Super23** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:58 pm

and on the 8th day GOD created Rasho

Boogie! · Post #315 » by **Boogie!** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:00 pm

Choker wrote:Rasho got in a staring contest with Stevie Wonder and lost.

rasho says gtfo!

chaldean · Post #316 » by **chaldean** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:11 pm

Rasho's definition of a Sunday double header involved twin Super models and a slow motion camera.

Post #317 » by **Maritimer** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:12 pm

Rasho is the true God of Thunder. Thor was just an intern who got the credit because Rasho let him.

disc0 · Post #318 » by **disc0** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:32 pm

Rasho played a game handball once, with both hands tied behind his back... and he won.

hoopskillz · Post #319 » by **hoopskillz** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:37 pm

Rasho has eyes.

Kabookalu · Post #320 » by **Kabookalu** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:39 pm

Rasho doesn't need a dictionary, the dictionary goes to Rasho because Rasho knows all.