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Shaq dubs Bosh the 'RuPaul' of Big Men

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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#341 » by Morena R » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:40 pm

According to Superhead his 'joke' is as big as a guy who's 5'5 LMFAO.
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#343 » by ansoncarter » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:44 pm

his beard is stupid

he wants to be a police officer because he watched BadBoyz 3

just to respect the honor blahblah
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#344 » by dillio » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:44 pm

Damn, there's really not a lot of dirt I can find on Shaq via google other than Kobe-Shaq beef and his failed albums and movies. And to be honest, I liked Kazaam and I played the Shaq-Fu video game on NES or SNES (can't remember).
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#345 » by racingdynamics » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:44 pm

Well this "Joke" just man-handled our best player and called him a woman afterwords.

So by association, Bosh is a wuss.
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Post#346 » by Top_Gun » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:46 pm

That was a pretty good comeback...now i assume Bosh will not respond.
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#347 » by dillio » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:47 pm

racingdynamics wrote:Well this "Joke" just man-handled our best player and called him a woman afterwords.

So by association, Bosh is a wuss.

Is it seriously news to you that Bosh is a wuss? Picking on Bosh is like picking on the fat kid or the smelly kid in a grade 2 class. It shows insecurity.
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#348 » by Gold Chain » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:47 pm

boshprincess wrote:According to Superhead his 'joke' is as big as a guy who's 5'5 LMFAO.


Nice.

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Re: Shaq dubs Bosh the 'RuPaul' of Big Men 

Post#349 » by Natural11 » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:49 pm

lmfao. Shaq owned him.

Tough for Bosh to defend those comments when Shaq nailed it so perfectly. Bosh didn't even try in Phoenix and Shaq pushed him around to the point where Bosh would just run away when Shaq got the ball. Doesn't get softer than that.
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#350 » by Tim Horton » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:50 pm

Why did Bosh gripe AFTER the game. He should gripe DURING the game. Make it loud and clear his problem, not calling out Shaq through the press. He aint gonna win. Shaq pawns even the current MVP in Kobe what more Bosh who has nothing to show ?

Bosh deserves it.
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#351 » by ruckus » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:50 pm

Is this like a roast?

Shaq, your movies suck.

BAM!

Roasted.

Edit: still don't know the difference between your and you're
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Re: Shaq dubs Bosh the 'RuPaul' of Big Men 

Post#352 » by emfive » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:51 pm

SharoneWright wrote:
Kc17 wrote:I think Bosh was criticizing the refs more then Shaq.


If I tell you you only passed the 3rd grade because your teacher didn't test you properly, I may be referring to the teacher's abilities to grade students, but more specifically that its my opinion that your results are illegitimate. You're basically a dummy.

Shaq won't stand for being called a dummy.


Are you saying he can't handle the truth?
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#353 » by ansoncarter » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:51 pm

ruckus wrote:Is this like a roast?

Shaq, you're movies suck.

BAM!

Roasted.

it works because you bam'ed
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#354 » by TheRaptor! » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:52 pm

dillio wrote:Congratulations for being 7'1 and 400 pounds. That must have taken quite a bit of skill. The man has been in the league almost 20 years and he still can't hit a free throw. He has made hundreds of millions of dollars by being the biggest, strongest, fattest guy on the court. F*ck you Shaq.

Shaq talks smack about Bosh and I see 100 "Bosh sucks/Trade Bosh" threads and zero threads bashing Fat Shaqbert? What's wrong with you people?


U MAD?
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Re: Shaq dubs Bosh the 'RuPaul' of Big Men 

Post#355 » by Yosemite Dan » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:52 pm

Have to side on Shaq with this one only because Shaq is on the downside of his career and it's rather tacky for Bosh to minimize the one night where Shaq felt like a superstar again. That's probably the last time Shaq is gonna score over 40 points in a game (at least until they play us again) so let the guy enjoy reliving his past glory without tainting by crying about the refs. Sure he may have been in the paint way too long way too often on Friday but you leave that for Triano to bring up during the game not after it to the media. It's not like the loss means anything to us. We're not making the playoffs and it just gives us more ping pong balls. There's alot of other losses that Bosh should have been frustrated with.

Bosh should know if he questions the performance to the press it's gonna make news because he's an all star so he has to expect to get it back by Shaq in the media twice as hard. Unfortunately this comment may come back to haunt him the rest of his career. Let sleeping dogs lie because he should know Shaq won't take the criticism lying down.

Let's turn it around. If Bosh scored 60 points against the Suns and we won and Shaq cried afterward to the media about Bosh travelling all the time all you guys would be all over Shaq for being a baby.
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#356 » by dillio » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:53 pm

"U" (Please Use More Appropriate Word)?
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#357 » by J-Roc » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:55 pm

Danchan wrote:
J-Roc wrote:No no no no. If CB wants to look like a punk to Shaq, then fine. But let's not ever let Shaq think TO fans are chumps. End this thread ASAP!!!


EXACTLY. Shaq seems like the type of players toronto is after. the ones that are in the twilight of their career, but still seem to have some use and can help the team.


Well I'm not talking about going after Shaq. I just mean we don't want Shaq and other NBA players to think Toronto fans are a bunch of whiners that can't take a joke.
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#358 » by Morena R » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:55 pm

J-Roc wrote:No no no no. If CB wants to look like a punk to Shaq, then fine. But let's not ever let Shaq think TO fans are chumps. End this thread ASAP!!!


+1, putting all jokes aside. Shaq has said in the past that he loves Toronto. Might as well start dissing Artest, pierce also right.
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Re: Shaq is a joke 

Post#359 » by bakafool » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:57 pm

Shaq has always been quite immature. He gets away with acting like a kid because he's funny. But the dude wins championships and is a great player.
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Re: Shaq dubs Bosh the 'RuPaul' of Big Men 

Post#360 » by Jeebus » Mon Mar 2, 2009 9:58 pm

Shaq taklks an awful lot of crap for a guy whose game only works when the refs turn a blind eye to the 250 offensive fouls he commits every game. He with the help of the league has been pretty much cheating the last 20 years.
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