Offical Rasho Facts Thread

Post #461 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:05 pm

Rasho once challenged a rock to a staring contest.

Rasho won.

Post #462 » by **YogiStewart** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:16 pm

every time Rasho takes a dump, magma flows out of a volcano somewhere in the world.

Post #463 » by **theSkinny** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:22 pm

Rasho is friends with everyone on Facebook.

Rasho's keyboard only has caps locks.

When Rasho spins a ball on his finger, the earth follows.

And the IATL is gold!.

SDM · Post #464 » by **SDM** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:04 pm

Rasho doesn't return bottles. They return themselves in fear of being broken over someone's face.

Rasho turned wine into water.

Post #465 » by **YogiStewart** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:06 pm

Rasho spelled backwards is Oshar but is unpronouncable to mortals.

Rasho's penis is unofficially used as CBC radio's transmitter.

when Rasho smiles the whole world sings.

when Rasho gargles the whole world trembles with fear.

Rasho once did a pushup and the Grand Canyon was born.

Rasho once trembled with fear but it was because he saw his own reflection in a funhouse mirror.

zilby · Post #466 » by **zilby** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:11 pm

Rasho once banned a poster on RealGM because they said that Rasho was an end of bench scrub.

Rasho smashed his PS3 because they only rated him a 72 in NBA 2K9.

Post #467 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:18 pm

Rasho was once playing a game for the Slovenian National team against France. During the game an 11 year old girl suffered an aneurysm killing her instantly. Rasho leapt in to the stands and chanted "Let's NBA, Let's NBA, Let's NBA" repeatedly and miraculously brought her back to life. The stadium went absolutely nuts cheering and chanting the great Rasho's name. Rasho then screamed in his booming voice "LET'S NBA!" and threw the ball in the girls face killing her instantly just so everyone witnessing this miracle knew; The good Rasho giveth and the good Rasho, he taketh away.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Rasho can kill him and take it.

When Rasho Nesterovic was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Rasho Nesterovic!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Post #468 » by **DG88** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:09 pm

You can hide from your parents but you never hide from Rasho.

Rasho was posterized once just to see what it would feel like. He didn't like it and killed the posterizer for making him feel bad.

Rasho doesn't sink three pointers he sink four pointers.

Rasho's wrath fears him

Shaq says he's the most dominant big man, Rasho went to his house and now Shaq only has a little man wink

Rasho carved his face into Mount Rushmore with his bare hands, by punching out the other faces

Rasho had a staring contest with himself by staring into a mirror, the mirror cracked under the pressure.

Post #469 » by **DG88** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:13 pm

Rasho is disapointed that this thread hasn't been stickied or reach a 100 pages yet

ILLuMiNAUGHTY · Post #470 » by **ILLuMiNAUGHTY** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:50 am

There are no such things as Tornadoes in Ontario, Rasho just really hates Vaughan.

ShotBlocka · Post #471 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:20 pm

Wow. Mods lock this thread already.

Im just kidding.

Rasho is the reason Marbury cries at night.

kwamebargnani · Post #472 » by **kwamebargnani** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:28 pm

Rasho survives past 2012

SharoneWright · Post #473 » by **SharoneWright** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:38 pm

Rasho once dated Jessica Alba.

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hoopskillz · Post #474 » by **hoopskillz** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:40 pm

Why are you guys so enamored with Rasho?
He's a bonafied scrub!!

Edit - I was joking. It's obvious he's our franchise player.
To Rasho: please don't come after me, I really am sorry.

RoyceDa59 · Post #475 » by **RoyceDa59** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:47 pm

Rasho has never fallen off a chair lift.

balkan_beats32 · Post #476 » by **balkan_beats32** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:20 pm

Rasho....that is all

Rasho spelt backwards= Oshar, which actually translates to WISE in some indian language!

Rasho walked onto the set of neverending story and said he'd had enough. They stopped production and went home.

It isn't known if God can make a Barito so hot, that he himself cannot eat it. But Rasho can.

Rasho didn't like the story of the 3 little pigs, so he killed the wolf. Then he ate the pigs. Then he built himself a straw hat with the first house, took logs from the second house to put into his third house.

When Rasho climbed the beanstock, the giant commited suicide.

Rasho saved the world once, as he pulled Noah's arc, tied to his back. He then mated with Noah's wife...Noah was not pleased.

RoyceDa59 · Post #477 » by **RoyceDa59** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:14 pm

Rasho tried a Lays potato chip. He ate just one.

sexy_sam · Post #478 » by **sexy_sam** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:13 pm

My response might be a little too late but i still want this in.

Kissing rasho on the lips is like kissing someone's ass crack.

Double Y · Post #479 » by **Double Y** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:14 pm

The most interesting man in the world asks Rasho for advice.

AB_21 · Post #480 » by **AB_21** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:19 pm

balkan_beats32 wrote:Rasho....that is all

Rasho spelt backwards= Oshar, which actually translates to WISE in some indian language!

Rasho walked onto the set of neverending story and said he'd had enough. They stopped production and went home.

It isn't known if God can make a Barito so hot, that he himself cannot eat it. But Rasho can.

Rasho didn't like the story of the 3 little pigs, so he killed the wolf. Then he ate the pigs. Then he built himself a straw hat with the first house, took logs from the second house to put into his third house.

When Rasho climbed the beanstock, the giant commited suicide.

Rasho saved the world once, as he pulled Noah's arc, tied to his back. He then mated with Noah's wife...Noah was not pleased.

False.

Other than that... :lol: