Offical Rasho Facts Thread

[ShotBlocka]

Rasho....that is all

Rasho spelt backwards= Oshar, which actually translates to WISE in some indian language!

Rasho walked onto the set of neverending story and said he'd had enough. They stopped production and went home.

It isn't known if God can make a Barito so hot, that he himself cannot eat it. But Rasho can.

Rasho didn't like the story of the 3 little pigs, so he killed the wolf. Then he ate the pigs. Then he built himself a straw hat with the first house, took logs from the second house to put into his third house.

When Rasho climbed the beanstock, the giant commited suicide.

Rasho saved the world once, as he pulled Noah's arc, tied to his back. He then mated with Noah's wife...Noah was not pleased.

False.

Other than that...

It would be true if it was hoshar.
close but no

[Dino-Might]

Before he was born, Rasho had sex with his mother. He fathered himself.

Rasho once lapped Usain Bolt in a race. The event was 100 meters.

Cobra tried to take Rasho's DNA when they were creating Serpentor. They discovered Rasho has no DNA, only awesomeness.

The Rasho law of inertia: An object hit by Rasho tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless stopped by Rasho.

[Hypz]

Rasho is the original Silver Power Ranger.

Where's Waldo is a popular kid's book inspired by a true story involving Rasho and a guy who stepped on his kicks in the club.

When Rasho does chin-ups, the entire planet moves while Rasho remains stationary.

Rasho discovered a Fountain of Youth in his aunt's backyard while playing lawn bowling.

Rasho turned down the main male role in the popular movie Titanic because he wanted to focus on his basketball.

[Boshlikesmen26]

if rasho has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars, rasho has more than you.

[Vandal Savage]

Rasho put baby in the corner.

[Kevin Willis]

Rasho was the first to have chakra and spiritual pressure so his supply is limitless.

[YogiStewart]

Rasho doesn't have DNA.
he has RNA.

Rasho Nucleic Acid.

[ShotBlocka]

Rasho has the best video of all time. OF ALL TIME...

[SDM]

Rasho throws a better cutter than Roy Halladay.

[RonaldArtest]

The bird is no longer the word - it's Rasho.

[EG73]

Rasho was in Toronto last August 19. He went to restaurant for breakfast, but there was not enough eggs and toasts for him. So he also ate 3 pounds of beans. Ontario had 7 tornadoes the day after.

I think hurricane means 'Rasho fart' in sanskrit.

Eric

[BigRook]

Rasho created the bible as a bed time story for his children

[zilby]

Russia derived from Rosia, which originated from Rasho.

[Walid]

Rasho can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

[K1NG]

Rasho.

This guy wins.

[K1NG]

Rasho can speak French fluently... in German.

[Tom Baker]

Rasho completed the kessel run in less than 11 parsecs

ROFL

[cdel00]

Rasho can actually get Jose to play defense . . . well.

[zilby]

Rasho is the reason Osama Bin Laden is in hiding.

he called Rasho's mom fat.

[DG88]

Rasho taught Michael Jordan all of his moves. MJ later became the 2nd best player in NBA history, Rasho is still number 1