OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK

Post #521 » by **Schad** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:24 am

kennyc516 wrote:How do you calculate his wingspan now?

In three dimensions...probably 50 cubic feet, give or take (and for the record, he'll do both).

Dhoward12 · Post #522 » by **Dhoward12** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:32 am

is his dick flacid? how big is it flacid and if it is how big would it be if it was ercted?

basketball420 · Post #523 » by **basketball420** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:33 am

supaSPED wrote:
BernardKing33 wrote:Oden's dick's is bigger than mine.

my dick is bigger than greg oden's

no joke

There it is ! and it only took 35 pages LOL

ZKS_STAL · Post #524 » by **ZKS_STAL** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:36 am

basketball420 wrote:
supaSPED wrote:
BernardKing33 wrote:Oden's dick's is bigger than mine.

my dick is bigger than greg oden's

no joke

There it is ! and it only took 35 pages LOL

hahaha i was thinking the same thing.

sh00n · Post #525 » by **sh00n** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:36 am

Dhoward12 wrote:is his dick flacid? how big is it flacid and if it is how big would it be if it was ercted?

No idea, but I could see it having the same effect as stepping on a rake accidentally.

And1Viper · Post #526 » by **And1Viper** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:36 am

Epic-est thread I've ever read here, I haven't laughed this much in ages LOL

rocketsballin · Post #527 » by **rocketsballin** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:39 am

i aint lookin but did he get to bang the chick?

The Emcee · Post #528 » by **The Emcee** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:44 am

Dhoward12 wrote:is his dick flacid? how big is it flacid and if it is how big would it be if it was ercted?

Why the hell would he send a girl a pic of his dick at its smallest?

That's like picking her up in his Porsche when he has a Maybach in the garage.

ZKS_STAL · Post #529 » by **ZKS_STAL** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:44 am

roxfashoballin wrote:i aint lookin but did he get to bang the chick?

no offense, but i think your priorities are mixed up.

a) he's rich and famous - the man can 'bang' any 'chick' he desires, so that doesn't really matter.
b) his penis is equivalent to a branch on the Tree of Life

you don't have to look, but let's not ask silly questions.

Mamba Venom · Post #530 » by **Mamba Venom** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:49 am

OMG its bigger than Nate Robinson

sh00n · Post #531 » by **sh00n** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:50 am

The Emcee wrote:
Dhoward12 wrote:is his dick flacid? how big is it flacid and if it is how big would it be if it was ercted?

Why the hell would he send a girl a pic of his dick at its smallest?

That's like picking her up in his Porsche when he has a Maybach in the garage.

Or picking her up in a Hummer when he has a Semi in the garage.

some_rand · Post #532 » by **some_rand** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:51 am

Nike is coming out with a new ad campaign for Greg

Nike: Let Your Wang Speak

NBAMAN2006 · Post #533 » by **NBAMAN2006** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:56 am

Or picking her up in a Hummer when he has a Semi in the garage

Oden doesnt need to pick her up in a car. He would simply send out his wang and instruct here to grab hold. This method works within a radius of roughly the size of Rhode Island and is completley ecologically friendly.

Mamba Venom · Post #534 » by **Mamba Venom** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:57 am

HighOctane wrote:Forget the moderators, Greg Oden's Dick has the power to make this thread a sticky.

WOW

This thread is EPIC

Avalanche · Post #535 » by **Avalanche** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:34 am

Dhoward12 · Post #536 » by **Dhoward12** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:45 am

so.. his dick isnt flacid? or is it? btw how big is it in that pic?

michaelc204 · Post #537 » by **michaelc204** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:51 am

Dhoward12 wrote:so.. his dick isnt flacid? or is it? btw how big is it in that pic?

If you're so serious go check. No one will know and therefor cannot judge you. haha

HoF_Rookie · Post #538 » by **HoF_Rookie** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:54 am

some_rand wrote:Nike is coming out with a new ad campaign for Greg

Nike: Let Your Wang Speak

Wrong my friend. It is this:

sanity · Post #539 » by **sanity** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:55 am

Killed almost 40 minutes reading through this entire thread. Good stuff lol.

bjax24 · Post #540 » by **bjax24** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:59 am

Greg Oden once walked down the street with an erection, there were no survivors.