Create an excuse as to why Casey plays Andrea

tecumseh18 · Post #61 » by **tecumseh18** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 3:27 am

#n 13 games

#n + 1 The constant booing brings the team together.

#n + 2 The long list of excuses for Andrea's non-performance over the years actually seems plausible, even when they contradict one another.

shotcaller09 wrote:Basketball reasons!

Oh, snap! Good one.

J-Roc · Post #62 » by **J-Roc** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 3:28 am

Like Ruben Patterson, Andrea is our Luke Walton stopper!

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plainballing · Post #63 » by **plainballing** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 3:29 am

Casey: I gotta please my boss' underground girlfriend.

That Other Guy · Post #64 » by **That Other Guy** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 4:05 am

Schadenfreude wrote:On a per-100 minute basis, Bargs is averaging 28 points and 8.9 rebounds since returning. That kind of production is hard to find.

bballsparkin · Post #65 » by **bballsparkin** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 4:08 am

His shot's not falling. But I like the intangibles he brings. Andrea wears his heart on his sleeve and lays it all out on the line.

BC4CB4 · Post #66 » by **BC4CB4** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 4:28 am

That's a 7 footer out there and he can make that shot!

samuraix · Post #67 » by **samuraix** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 4:33 am

Casey enjoys his free supply of the finest Primo pasta and sauce

Yoga · Post #68 » by **Yoga** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 4:35 am

Andrea was the #1 pick in the 2006 draft

TheRealDeal · Post #69 » by **TheRealDeal** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 5:01 am

StatLine · Post #70 » by **StatLine** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 5:06 am

"Listen guys, andrea isn't gonna break out of his funk by sitting on the bench. We gotta pound the rock, which means we gotta hit that rock until it cracks. The same goes for andrea. We gotta play him until he's back to the level we expect him to be and to the level he wants to be. He may have been struggling the past few games, but it could be that next game that andrea breaks through"

onions17 · Post #71 » by **onions17** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 5:12 am

to make the other players look better by comparison

Raptorstorm · Post #72 » by **Raptorstorm** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 5:29 am

Hey Barg, I wanna go back to Dallas so I am gonna play you extended minutes..OK???

BirdOfPrey · Post #73 » by **BirdOfPrey** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 5:33 am

Andrea is in bed with the Godfather's daughter who happens to own Primo Pasta. Primo has secretly been in control of MLSE for 7 years.

bigbadstevenson · Post #74 » by **bigbadstevenson** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 5:46 am

BC4CB4 wrote:That's a 7 footer out there and he can make that shot!

He never jumps to pass... unless nobody bites on his pump fake.

dat90zKiD · Post #75 » by **dat90zKiD** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 6:19 am

....to rest JV for the 4th Quarter. DUH!

dat90zKiD · Post #76 » by **dat90zKiD** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 6:20 am

...because he is part of the Illuminati

KnickerBonkerz · Post #77 » by **KnickerBonkerz** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 6:42 am

We don't need to get caught up in trying to win, what's important is individual performances

Post #78 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 8:56 am

It is a side deal with Pizza Pizza to prevent too many 100 point free slice giveaway nights.

bboyskinnylegs · Post #79 » by **bboyskinnylegs** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 1:00 pm

-Primo intervened because that commercial is set to air for the next three years.

-Casey's new winning strategy is to get other teams to play down to our level, playing Bargs is his way of trying to stacks the odds in our favour

rrdjutriurt · Post #80 » by **rrdjutriurt** » Fri Mar 1, 2013 1:27 pm

carl_english wrote:Duwane: "I like to play Bargnani behind the basket to improve our spacing."

This one wins first prize. LOL