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Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence

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Re: Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence 

Post#61 » by N1QUE24 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:01 pm

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Re: Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence 

Post#62 » by Canucklehead » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:09 pm

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Re: Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence 

Post#63 » by 223red » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:04 pm

But if they fouled our Shaq-Boykins Voltron, normal Shaq would have to shoot all the free throws.

Also, Dwight and Nate would be a better combo. If they could coordinate their leaping abilities, they could dunk on an 18 foot net and win the dunk competition every year.
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Re: Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence 

Post#64 » by HighOctane » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:07 pm

223red wrote:Also, Dwight and Nate would be a better combo. If they could coordinate their leaping abilities, they could dunk on an 18 foot net and win the dunk competition every year.


There's something bout a Shaq/Boykins combo that just makes you laugh. Dwight and Nate are too compatible, and Boykins on the court looks like a midget when you play NBA Street and you make the shortest pseudo-leprechaun player possible. Looking back at this thread it was a great idea, never really got that much initial attention.
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Re: Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence 

Post#65 » by lolwut » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:18 pm

Play A sounds like a pretty legit idea. I'm surprised no team has tried it with similar combos, like Yao and Rafer.
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Re: Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence 

Post#66 » by B_Unit » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:24 pm

HighOctane wrote:
223red wrote:Also, Dwight and Nate would be a better combo. If they could coordinate their leaping abilities, they could dunk on an 18 foot net and win the dunk competition every year.


There's something bout a Shaq/Boykins combo that just makes you laugh. Dwight and Nate are too compatible, and Boykins on the court looks like a midget when you play NBA Street and you make the shortest pseudo-leprechaun player possible. Looking back at this thread it was a great idea, never really got that much initial attention.



I'd set it up so Dwight sets a pick in the post and Nate jumps over him for the dunk, then dances around like Souljah Boy.
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Re: Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence 

Post#67 » by sump » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:59 pm

infernoskull wrote:I propose we trade bosh and calderon and bargs, basically whatever it takes to get Earl Boykins and Shaq on our team.

Now hear me out, this sounds like a joke, but i am freaking serious as hell right now.

If we had Shaq and boykins on our team we could literally be unstoppable on offence... defence would have to be played with the rest of the 5 guys on the floor, but on offence, it would just run through 2 guys.



The gameplan:

Play A: Give boykins the ball, have shaq pick boykins up, have shaq walk to the basket, have boykins dunk it in. Its not a travel, because boykins doesnt touch the ground, and since shaq doesnt have the ball in his hands, he cant be called for the travel either. Literally shaq could run down full court with boykins in his arms and as long as shaq doesnt charge into any defenders, the play would be legal.

Play B: Give boykins the ball, have shaq literally throw boykins from the three point line, over defenders and in for the dunk.. now this play has its flaws, obviously, the main one being boykins would most likely get injured on the landing, but this is for end of game situations or emergencies, and we would use this sparingly.

The gameplan is that simple folks and its unstoppable, even smitch could coach this offence. Its certainly doable from an assets point of view, as i think we have enough pieces to get shaq and boykins on our team.

Anyone else have any play ideas that would work with the boykins shaq offence?

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Re: Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence 

Post#68 » by EzeDoesIt » Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:16 am

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Re: Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence 

Post#69 » by BirdOfPrey » Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:59 am

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Re: Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence 

Post#70 » by branny » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:32 am

BirdOfPrey wrote:how do you even find a thread this old?


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