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OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK

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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#621 » by Live Free » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:06 pm

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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#622 » by roundhead0 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:09 pm

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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#623 » by basketball420 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:10 pm

How the hell do you post a pic ? LOL I feel like a rookie, I never felt like posting a pic before though

http://www.comedyshack.co.za/wp-content ... -penis.jpg

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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#624 » by That Nicka » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:12 pm

Greg Oden's best pickup line:

"Come ride my dick, then tell me what the moon is like."
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#625 » by Hypz » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:13 pm

Now we know why he's so injury prone. His center of mass lies outside his body, 30cm in front of his kneecaps.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#626 » by The Notic » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:17 pm

Hypz wrote:Who cares, seriously.


Hypz wrote:Now we know why he's so injury prone. His center of mass lies outside his body, 30cm in front of his kneecaps.


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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#627 » by DG88 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:17 pm

PopsMensahBonsu wrote:Oden should do a comercial for energizer. "It keeps growing, and growing and growing"


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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#628 » by Dr Positivity » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:23 pm

Oden is the black Pinocchio, instead of his nose growing every time he lies, his dick does
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#629 » by Live Free » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:24 pm

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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#630 » by roundhead0 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:27 pm

Dr Mufasa wrote:Oden is the black Pinocchio, instead of his nose growing every time he lies, his dick does


Haha I was actually thinking the exact same thing!

Oden was created by Geppetto...after a night of heavy drinking.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#631 » by bychai » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:27 pm

holy crap, i left off at page 16 yesterday and i come to work and see it at this... and i actually read every post to catch up :lol:

That Nicka wrote:Greg Oden's best pickup line:

"Come ride my dick, then tell me what the moon is like."


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Post#632 » by bychai » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:31 pm

OT, but you guys should check this slamdumb comic out... and don't forget to click to see the uncensored version:

http://www.slamdumb.com/c42.php
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#633 » by HiMyNameIsTrey » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:35 pm

bychai wrote:OT, but you guys should check this slamdumb comic out... and don't forget to click to see the uncensored version:

http://www.slamdumb.com/c42.php


LOL :lol:

My God, this thread is almost longer than Oden. Almost.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#634 » by rpa » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:43 pm

Apple announced their new, 10" gadget today. Usually their first to market but apparently Oden beat them this time.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#635 » by Andre 2999 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:47 pm

This might be the best thread I've ever seen. Good job, y'all.

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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#636 » by jTF2 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:50 pm

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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#637 » by Bankai » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:15 pm

Breaking News: Washington Memorial has now been renamed the Oden Memorial
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#638 » by pspot » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:37 pm

lol Smith brings it up on the fan590 and Swirsk gets offended

I thought what that reporter said was pretty funny
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#639 » by MinnyMo » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:37 pm

ProjectChester wrote:Lol Why does it bend near the bottom, after it hits the floor, is it not erect?


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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#640 » by DanoMac » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:54 pm

Don't we all wish we could be Greg? This young caucasion male certainly does.

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