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CanuckPete wrote:1) Even if you hate one or both of the point guards, a certain former point guard (See: Ford, T.J.), Lima beans or the government, it's been discussed. Believe me.

2) Nobody gives a flying **** which NBA player could have been separated at birth from which MTV reality "star"/rapper/member of the Kurdish government.

3) You think Euros are soft. We get it.

4) You think anyone not from North America is a Euro. We get it. Also, open a book sometime.

5) Any member of the media that writes anything you don't like is a moron... until they write something you like. We understand.

6) We are fully aware that the girlfriends of any other posters/athletes/politicians/Tiger Woods are not nearly hot enough for you, as you mostly spend your time with models and contortionists.

7) We already have a sneaking suspicion -- a creeping doubt, if you will -- that AB might not be exactly Moses Malone on the boards.

8) Some jackass who thinks he's funnier than he actually is will post some half-assed list of some sort. Don't let that be you. Wait a second...

9) It is common knowledge already that the mods are basically Nazis. Or commies. Or some super militant offshoot commienazi that kicks puppies, causes potholes, and is responsible for Justin Bieber.

10) Don't start a new thread. Ever.