Colangelo's Ten Commandments

Post #1 » by **supersub15** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:15 pm

I came up with the first 5. Please add yours. We need 5 more, or an improvement on the 5 below...

1. Thou shall not play defence!
2. Thou shall play finesse ball!
3. Thou shall not be rewarded for hard work!
4. Thou shall be given a vacation from playing 2 weeks of basketball with thy country (thou must be tired)!
5. Thou shall be rewarded handsomely for being able to shoot the ball!

Fire away!

Post #2 » by **Schad** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:21 pm

6. Thou shalt be traded after no less than four months and no more than one year tenure with the team. If thou art not traded during that period, it is not for lack of effort.

FlightfulKiwi · Post #3 » by **FlightfulKiwi** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:21 pm

0. Thou shall make money for thy owners.

James_Raptors · Post #4 » by **James_Raptors** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:28 pm

8. Thou shalt properly groom thyself into game shape by attending nightclubs and gorging thyself upon numerous pizza slices late into the evening. (also acts as the perfect influenza remedy)

MrBojangelz71 · Post #5 » by **MrBojangelz71** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:29 pm

Thou shall not have camera on me when frolicking with strange women in corridor.

dacrusha · Post #6 » by **dacrusha** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:29 pm

Thou shalt be reactive rather than proactive.

Tony_Montana · Post #7 » by **Tony_Montana** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:30 pm

9. Thou shalt give up thine assets to whilst therein make team significantly worse in the longterm forwhich twine short term mediocrity.

BlackIce · Post #8 » by **BlackIce** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:31 pm

Thou shalt be European, preferably Italian.

Salted Meat · Post #9 » by **Salted Meat** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:43 pm

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dtaft picks

EZ · Post #10 » by EZ » Wed May 26, 2010 1:43 pm

dacrusha wrote:Thou shalt be reactive rather than proactive.

Yes! So simple, yet so complex and relevant.

Post #11 » by **The Duke** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:44 pm

Salted Meat wrote:Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dtaft picks

Lauzy Lau · Post #12 » by **Lauzy Lau** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:45 pm

Thou must be soft.

Spragga · Post #13 » by **Spragga** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:45 pm

thou shall sip plenty of water while at press conferences

Ripp · Post #14 » by **Ripp** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:46 pm

Salted Meat wrote:Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dtaft picks

James_Raptors · Post #15 » by **James_Raptors** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:48 pm

Salted Meat wrote:Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dtaft picks

Winner so far!

Post #16 » by **supersub15** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:52 pm

cookieman · Post #17 » by **cookieman** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:53 pm

Thou shalt not have any other GM's before me

Thou shalt not take Bargnani's name in vain

Thou shalt not steal wins

Thou shalt murder Hedo

Thou shalt not bear false witness against Triano

Thou shalt not talk about my father

Thou shalt not covet the NBA championship

Thou shalt not covet Hedo's wife

elmer_yuck · Post #18 » by **elmer_yuck** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:54 pm

Andrea is the Lord your God.

Salted Meat · Post #19 » by **Salted Meat** » Wed May 26, 2010 1:56 pm

supersub15 wrote:

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing at this

dillio · Post #20 » by **dillio** » Wed May 26, 2010 2:00 pm

Thou shalt hath a first and/or last name that endeth with a vowel