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Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:32 am
by JV4MVP
So Kleiza got his good "friend" pregnant. Use Google Chrome to translate the article:
http://www.15min.lt/naujiena/zmones/lie ... o-3-259255Here are some pics of her:



Congrats Linas!
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:35 am
by djsunyc
what is on that dude's tongue?
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:38 am
by DG88
The dude behind him is hilarious
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:41 am
by IvanIV
She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:41 am
by Steve Urkel
Anyone know how tall she is and what her wingspan is like? We gotta start scouting for 2020.
But seriously, Congrats to Linas!
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:46 am
by Truthrising
meh .. 5.5/10
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:50 am
by dagger
he's not a father yet, though there is a bun in the oven.
But that's not all the Kleiza news from the summer. Seems like he had his licence suspended in July in Lithuania for driving his WHITE BENTLEY at 110 km in a 50 km zone. I love the article. It says he faced a stiffer sentence but the judge imposed "a famous person minimum". He is Gangsta
http://translate.googleusercontent.com/ ... fDRSFqoqTw
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:50 am
by dagger
IvanIV wrote:She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.
You may see 'em, but I have my doubts they can see you.
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:51 am
by J Dilla
IvanIV wrote:She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.
Sounds about right.
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:51 am
by dagger
IvanIV wrote:She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.
You may see 'em, but I have my doubts they can see you.
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:53 am
by JV4MVP
dagger wrote:he's not a father yet, though there is a bun in the oven.
But that's not all the Kleiza news from the summer. Seems like he had his licence suspended in July in Lithuania for driving his WHITE BENTLEY at 110 km in a 50 km zone. I love the article. It says he faced a stiffer sentence but the judge imposed "a famous person minimum". He is Gangsta
http://translate.googleusercontent.com/ ... fDRSFqoqTw
lol... so gangsta

Lol at guys acting like his girl is some normal looking chick. Of course if you walk around such a metropolitan city such as Toronto then you should expect to see x better looking girls. But attractiveness is based on some normal distribution and Linas' girl is def on the right tail. Also, most women are far less attractive in pictures than in real life.
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:03 am
by Zeno
"luxury Bentley driver of the month will have to settle for the status of the passenger"
He won the luxury Bentley driver of the month award! Way to go Linas!
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:24 am
by fredericklove
His son got himself a rich daddy *tears*
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:24 am
by Mister Ze
Dissapointed in Linas, I have a feeling this will be a recurring process during the season.
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:26 am
by Prestige
LOL at that guy sitting behind him in the first pic.
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:39 am
by Raps in 4
dagger wrote:IvanIV wrote:She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.
You may see 'em, but I have my doubts they can see you.
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Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:40 am
by Raps in 4
PRESTIGE wrote:LOL at that guy sitting behind him in the first pic.

Klieza himself is a pretty funny looking dude a well. He looks like an Arab terrorist to me, not sure why lol.
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:43 am
by Mikestro
dagger wrote:IvanIV wrote:She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.
You may see 'em, but I have my doubts they can see you.
Winner.
Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 5:17 am
by Mister Ze
UssjTrunks wrote:PRESTIGE wrote:LOL at that guy sitting behind him in the first pic.

Klieza himself is a pretty funny looking dude a well. He looks like an Arab terrorist to me, not sure why lol.
I think it's because of the scarf, a lot of Arabs rock it like that.
This dude isn't Arab, but he could almost pass as one here.

Re: Linas Kleiza is a Father
Posted: Thu Oct 4, 2012 5:40 am
by s e n s i
dagger wrote:he's not a father yet, though there is a bun in the oven.
But that's not all the Kleiza news from the summer. Seems like he had his licence suspended in July in Lithuania for
driving his WHITE BENTLEY at 110 km in a 50 km zone. I love the article. It says he faced a stiffer sentence but the judge imposed "a famous person minimum". He is Gangsta
http://translate.googleusercontent.com/ ... fDRSFqoqTw
this is excellent. i mean, not that he could've potentially killed someone of course, but this just epitomizes linas kleiza. he's a straight up goon and it carries over to the court (no pun intended). he's the mysterious horn dog too isn't he? i'd actually be surprised if this was his first child considering how he rolls. sometimes dgaf-mided ballers are good to have.
my favourite player on the team