Simple non-scientific test if your team is a contender

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Patman: Retired Mod; Posts: 16,150; And1: 23,410; Joined: Sep 26, 2008; Post #1 » by Patman » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:53 pm

Simple non-scientific test if your team is a contender

Post #1 » by Patman » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:53 pm

1. Sort NBA teams by win%.
2. Start with the team at the top (the Pacers), and pretend you're the GM/President of that team (in this example, Larry Bird).
3. Pretend John Salmons is on your team, but injured.
4. Say this out loud: "We really miss John Salmons".
5. If you laugh, you're a contender. If you cry, you're not a contender.
6. Repeat steps for next best team.

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Spacing: Banned User; Posts: 4,073; And1: 2,252; Joined: Jan 07, 2013; Post #2 » by Spacing » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:54 pm

Re: Simple non-scientific test if your team is a contender

Post #2 » by Spacing » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:54 pm

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rlserenity: Sophomore; Posts: 236; And1: 148; Joined: May 20, 2013; Post #3 » by rlserenity » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:02 pm

Re: Simple non-scientific test if your team is a contender

Post #3 » by rlserenity » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:02 pm

laugh or cry all you want, but salmon's shooting and defensive prowess were dearly missed in our game against the lakers. Raptors really needed his veteran leadership against the non-disfunctional western conference powerhouse. I hope Salmon will be ready to lead the raps to victory against their most fierce rival next game.

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