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Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:18 am
by gamer1035
The board has spoken and it wants to bash John Salmons (and right fully so). Mods, why you close these topics?
**** SALMONS WORST **** PLAYER I'VE EVER SEEN ON THE RAPTORS. CHOKED SO **** HARD.
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:21 am
by TheMoonMan
LMFAO
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:24 am
by SuperBro
That was the worst 49 seconds ever in the history of the NBA. I blame this loss on Casey just as much.
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:25 am
by BillyGM
Do you like fishdicks?
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:26 am
by SportsFan9
I'VE NEVER SEEN A LEAD EVAPORATE THAT FAST.....................except for that GSW game but still.
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:27 am
by Hero
Oh well
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:27 am
by Mikistan
this won't end well
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:27 am
by steamed hams
**** John Salons
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:28 am
by Fairview4Life
The drop off from when he first got here to now has been ridiculous.
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:28 am
by Asif16
What a joke man. What a joke. It Hurts.
Being a diehard hockey/leaf fan too, you would think i would be able to cope with epic chokes....but it still hurts man.

Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:28 am
by BillyGM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAoYl3UTk7o[/youtube]
Is Salmons and Butler related?
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:29 am
by Mr_NC
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:35 am
by Double Helix
It is somewhat therapeutic to see that many of you get angry in situations like that because I do as well. I know it's just a game and that I'm a grown man and that there are far more serious things to be upset about but if I'm honest I still think the team should shave John Salmons' goatee off tonight, shave off all their pubes individually and pass around a zip lock bag to put the pubes into. Then, somebody should put some glue on Salmons' chin and put all the pubes on his face. If he gets mad and freaks out just show him video of the last 90 seconds of the game and shrug.
Ahhh, even just writing that makes me feel better. By tomorrow I'll be ready to read some more VVV posts on why everything our eyes tell us about Salmons is wrong and that he's a huge positive to the team again like I was before.
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:36 am
by grumpwalter
Salmons should just be released, why delay the inevitable.
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:41 am
by VinBaker6
If Raptor fans boo Salmons Sunday they deserve everything negative that happens to this franchise.
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:41 am
by Mister Ze
There's a ton of other "Bash John Salmons threads" feel free to ventilate your anger in any of them.
Or if you're brave you'll protest outside the ACC

Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:42 am
by fredericklove
Cmon guys, Salmon is just a human after all.
Wait, I'm not even sure if he's human, he's more like a non-living trash from the trash can.
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:44 am
by RoleModel
I had to work late and come home to see Salmons **** us.
I can't handle being a fan of the Raptors. Too much stress.
Re: Official John Salmons Bashing thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:46 am
by Sn0wman
VinBaker6 wrote:If Raptor fans boo Salmons Sunday they deserve everything negative that happens to this franchise.
His dumbass deserves to get booed, **** john salmons
®ated wrote:Uhm **** happens, can we... move on?? Jesus, ya'll act like we just got eliminated from the playoffs.
wait till be get bounced out first round
