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Raptors 100 things that will happen this season

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Re: Raptors 100 things that will happen this season 

Post#61 » by RaptorsNorth » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:50 pm

52. Raptors down by 3 with under 5 seconds left and Casey will call a time out to draw up a play for a 2 point shot.
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Post#62 » by soloxylo » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:01 pm

Dr Octagon wrote:41. Casey gets a statue in front of the ACC.



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Post#63 » by raps14 » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:09 am

53. Leo makes a comment about Matt's weight and about how he never goes to the gym.
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Post#64 » by Rapsalot » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:56 am

54. In back to back games both KLow and DD try ISO ball to win a game not using any of their teammates
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Post#65 » by orbesnet » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:05 am

55. Matt reminds people and acts like it was his idea to shoot more 3's. (all season long...)
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Post#66 » by 10giz » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:12 am

56 - Siakam is going to have one of those games that catches the leagues attention.

20 points, 15 boards, 6 blocks, 4 steals. Our PF of the future makes his mark.
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Post#67 » by JShuttlesworth » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:52 am

57. Lowry moves into 4th on the Raptors All-Time scoring list
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Post#68 » by nitrous » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:20 am

58. Four point guards will play at the same time.
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Post#69 » by Yeezus_ » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:24 am

59. Leo will praise atleast 5 White euros
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Post#70 » by dalton749 » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:56 am

60. This is the number of boners realgm will get when OG actually gets the minutes that Casey was holding him back from for months.
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Post#71 » by Meursault » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:38 am

61. Masai hires me as Chief Data Scientist and Assistant GM for the Toronto Raptors.

I see that Bebe was #32 overall and #7 among centers in RPM last season and promptly sign him to a 5 year, $201M supermax contract.
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Post#72 » by Double Helix » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:32 pm

62) Jack sees Casey indicate a time out after an especially nasty opposition run and then proclaims "They're gonna need a time out here."

Jack then proceeds to match Realgm anger and seems to almost walk out on the broadcast in disgust. The following words are said more than once over this span:

"Looks like they've checked out."
"Hard hat"
"Shots aren't always gonna fall for ya but ya gotta hang your hat on your defence and your compete level."
"Gotta say not in our house. Hammer somebody. I'm not saying dirty but you gotta have some pride and this league has gotten a little soft."


Matt will then try to pull him back into the broadcast with some of this:

"Jack, it's only the end of the first quarter."
"Ahhh.... ya gotta believe Jack."
"Every once and a while in this league you're going to have one of these."

Raptors then begin mounting a comeback.

Matt then shouts, "Ya gotta believe, Jack!" Jack then grumbles, "Yeah, well to their credit they're doing what I said and it's happening on the defensive end. Gotta get more stops though."

Comeback continues.

Jack then lightens up again and perhaps has another beer and becomes self-depracating Jack. "What do I know? This is why I'm an ex-coach with more losses than wins sitting down here with you Matt." A few minutes after that Jack will be singing Sinatra.

And despite all of this... despite how often we've heard these things... during a blowout it's still going to somehow work its unique charm on many of us like warm stew after a cold day because it's familiar and has sometimes preceded comebacks. :laugh:
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Post#73 » by LiSTWithLani » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:38 pm

soloxylo wrote:
Dr Octagon wrote:41. Casey gets a statue in front of the ACC.



A rock.


Re; 41.
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Post#74 » by Double Helix » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:41 pm

63) Team defence will largely stay the same as last year and the distribution of this impact will then be credited primarily to the newest variables on the team. This will cause several players on the team to see DRPM boosts this year and perhaps even one as significant as Bebe's was.

Fansided along with ESPN's Kevin Pelton will then feature whomever it is as the positive surprise story for the team.
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Post#75 » by Patman » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:18 pm

phanman wrote:51. Casey brings in a bigger rock to pound away with this new culture that the Raptors are embracing.
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Look you can see Casey in the corner!


Please tell me the rock is rolling.
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Post#76 » by Patman » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:20 pm

raps14 wrote:53. Leo makes a comment about Matt's weight and about how he never goes to the gym.


More like Matt corrects Leo on something, and then Leo brings up the fact that he made it to the NBA.

Leo loves to pull the "I played in the NBA" card against anyone who didn't make it to the L, even though he barely played.
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Post#77 » by Lord_Zedd » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:43 pm

64. Raptors get screwed out of a game winning bucket because of a technical and human error issue
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Post#78 » by mcgrady_1 » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:05 pm

65, Fans cheer at the ACC after we score 100 points despite getting blown out by 20 thinking they're getting a slice.
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Post#79 » by Mikistan » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:29 pm

mcgrady_1 wrote:65, Fans cheer at the ACC after we score 100 points despite getting blown out by 20 thinking they're getting a slice.


66. fans cheer more loudly for a free shirt during a home-team free throw
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Post#80 » by hankscorpioLA » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:03 pm

67. There will be many weed-themed nicknames proposed for OG Anunoby. They will all, without exception, suck.
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