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Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:04 pm
by fbalmeida
It dawned on me the other day how betrayed and dumped Poeltl must feel, regarding the details that came public (Sam Amick report) following Siakam's departure via trade.
Yak was like.... "Yo Pascal, I'm your bestest BFF in da whole wide world right? That's why they gave up a 1st round pick for me right?
Pascal:
Meanwhile, Pascal's texting Myles Turner:
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Turner, you're the only big in the world for me! Will you be my spacing 5-man?Fast forward -> trade goes down, Pascal to Indy, and word comes out that Pascal was super high on wanting to play with Turner.
Yak be like:
Added photos for emphasis. Quotes may be fictional. Chronology is a loose adaptation of actual events.
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:15 pm
by MessiahUjiri
Yo man, nice story
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:25 pm
by Waylanderz
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:25 pm
by Potential
This team needs a center who can stretch the floor. Purple needs to be on a better team where he'd fit well like Hartenstein on the Knicks
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:34 pm
by RickyBall
Who wrote this? My 4 year old?
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:46 pm
by TorontoBarneys
Stop reminding people on this forum that the Yak trade was bad. Do you want even more angst and friction on this place?

Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:02 pm
by TravisScott55
Ok
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:03 pm
by WeThe2019Champs
Nice morning read.
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:08 pm
by dTox
Wtf
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Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:15 pm
by shmoosicle
Can you link to this report you're talking about because I have no idea
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:16 pm
by nestea
Waylanderz wrote:
Lol
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:18 pm
by sbsat
What is this?
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:18 pm
by OakleyDokely
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 3:05 pm
by mrdressup
This is channeling Ernest Hemmingway.
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 3:10 pm
by Mr Funk
The front office screwed up and traded for the wrong centre. Myles Turner would've been such a better fit.
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 3:14 pm
by Shakril
fbalmeida wrote:It dawned on me the other day how betrayed and dumped Poeltl must feel, regarding the details that came public (Sam Amick report) following Siakam's departure via trade.
Yak was like.... "Yo Pascal, I'm your bestest BFF in da whole wide world right? That's why they gave up a 1st round pick for me right?
Pascal:
Meanwhile, Pascal's texting Myles Turner:
-
Turner, you're the only big in the world for me! Will you be my spacing 5-man?Fast forward -> trade goes down, Pascal to Indy, and word comes out that Pascal was super high on wanting to play with Turner.
Yak be like:
Added photos for emphasis. Quotes may be fictional. Chronology is a loose adaptation of actual events.
Now what really happened....
Pascal didnt want to leave but wanted the Max (or near max).
Masai instead pulled the Plug on the Era and tried to get something for Pascal (Bruce Brown and bad picks).
It is rather obvious Siakam would not have resigned unless it is a near Max.
Poeltl already said his piece about what he wants (beeing competitive) and the FO already said Poeltl is a part of the Future.
Dont know if he has the stomach to wait for it.
So no real drama here, just different wishes that are conflicting with each other.
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 3:15 pm
by Scase
Is it the off season already?

Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 3:16 pm
by pilkoids
8am is a helluva time to get high man...
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 4:25 pm
by Dennis 37
nestea wrote:Waylanderz wrote:
Lol
The girl is trying to pretend she's interested.
Re: Pascal dumped Yak
Posted: Wed Feb 7, 2024 4:27 pm
by ontnut
This is not the kind of fan fiction I ever want to read again.