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Sophocles Schortsianitis

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:41 am
by PopAGat
Hes a tank in Europe and the raptors could possibly use him as rasho is kinda old. Trade like Dixon+2nd round for him and we can have a lineup of:

Schortsianitis
Bosh
Bargnani
Parker
Ford/Calderon

Beastly.

Has anyone heard of him?
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:43 am
by matt2727
everyone has heard of him and his massive buyout.

he's a solid player though, would love to see the greek shaq in T.O

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:47 am
by Hassassin
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:47 am
by Trilogy
Dude has huge weight issues. He's blown up recently too. They sent him away from Olympiacos until he cuts down his weight.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:53 am
by RockTHECasbah
Sounds like a Greek philosopher

Looks like Mark Henry and Oliver Miller's hairy lovechild

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:57 am
by J Dilla
I swear when you mentioned this Schortsianitis thing I thought it was some new disease effecting basketball players.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:13 am
by vi3t
Sofoklis Schortsianitis is never gonna step foot in the nba unless he cuts down his weight, I remember watchin this guy pushin Bosh around like he's nuthin in the usa and greece game

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:04 am
by matt2727
let's get this kid instead

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WctBazFZAMc&feature=bz301

holy hugeness!

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:12 am
by raps4life~
matt2727 wrote:let's get this kid instead

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WctBazFZAMc&feature=bz301

holy hugeness!



wtf. i watched some more videos of him and he seems to be.... not good.

its a shame tho cuz hes friggen HUGE!

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:14 am
by Mr. Perfect
The Clippers still own his rights I believe. I'd like to see them bring him over, if Big Baby can play in the NBA, this guy should be able to.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:15 am
by theSkinny
ok who are you suggesting we trade dixon to?... olympiakos???

or does someone have his rights in the NBA?

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:22 am
by rapstarr
that dude blew up

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:25 am
by Alfred
The man looks like he swallowed an inflatable raft.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:13 am
by Darrick Martin
being big/tall != talent

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:02 am
by XTC
Those fat pics are really old... He has alot of muscle now... He doesn't even look close to that anymore...

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:03 am
by ToffKobe
I thought someone had throat disease or something when I saw this thread.

Glad everyone's alive.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:06 am
by torontoaces04
great a poor mans eddy curry.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:37 am
by Averell
He is huge now. Olympiakos terminated his contract and sent him to a clinic in Switzerland. He is weighing 185kgs by the way.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:30 pm
by Sugatas
You're badly informed, he's going to go to a clinic center or something like that in Switzerland (or he's already there, I don't know exactly, I think he was there before but he quit) because he has serious problems with the fast food, he weighs around 160 kilos.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:30 pm
by bychai
Wow, I thought that name was made up as some kind of joke.