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if X player does this, I will...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:17 pm
by mwaschkowski
Lets try something funny (read 'stupid') before tonights NYC game

I say:
"If Bargs gets at least 8 rebounds, I will not criticize Bargs rebounding for 10 days."

Now its your turn, pick your fav player, or fav player to wail on...

<g>

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:23 pm
by Teabag
If I open one more donkey thread I will .......... continue to do it

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:25 pm
by yucatan87
If Rasho does a 360 reverse dunk tonight, I will sacrifice a small goat.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:30 pm
by kleatius_01
If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, I will make delicious goat roti with the remains.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:31 pm
by ruckus
kleatius_01 wrote:If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, I will make delicious goat roti with the remains.


:rofl:

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:31 pm
by Raptorsrock
if kleatius_01 makes a delicious goat roti I will eat it

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:34 pm
by alfie123
If Raptorsrock eats the goat roti i shall send him a box of toilet paper that he can use after using the toilet

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:38 pm
by willis_reborn
If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, the only one 'currying' the goat will be Eddy.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:42 pm
by mwaschkowski
kleatius_01 wrote:If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, I will make delicious goat roti with the remains.


:clap: OK, that was completely worth it.

/thread

:bowdown:

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:46 pm
by Silk Wilkes
yucatan87 wrote:If Rasho does a 360 reverse dunk tonight, I will sacrifice a small goat.


How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:48 pm
by Raptorsrock
Youngblood wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.


oh oh here comes the fun police

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:49 pm
by Sisqo
haha
I hope rasho reads realgm and attempts that dunk tonight

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:53 pm
by whoknows
Sisqo wrote:haha
I hope rasho reads realgm and attempts that dunk tonight


careful what you ask for... a small tornado might just get started...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:57 pm
by yucatan87
Youngblood wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.


Start facing the opposing basket, son.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:58 pm
by mihaic
Youngblood wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.


No, you can do a 360 reverse dunk. Only thing is you would have to run backwards to the basket :rofl:

Now let's get to the subject

if kleatius_01 makes a delicious goat roti I will eat it

If alfie sends raptorsrock toiletpaper, realgm site will explode

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:03 pm
by chsh22
If Jose gets a Triple-Double tonight, I will still yearn for TJ.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:20 pm
by mwaschkowski
chsh22 wrote:If Jose gets a Triple-Double tonight, I will still yearn for TJ.


Ah, the pangs of unrequited love. Its smacks of Shakespeare around here sometimes... :P

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:23 pm
by AB_21
If Moon shoots a three based on confidence, I'll yell at my TV.
If Bargs can't grab any rebounds, I'll yell at my TV.
If Smitch yells, I'll enjoy it on my TV.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:25 pm
by MjM2xTreMe
Sisqo wrote:haha
I hope rasho reads realgm and attempts that dunk tonight


Let's NBA!

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:44 pm
by YogiStewart
AB_7 wrote:-= original quote snipped =-


If alfie sends raptorsrock toiletpaper, realgm site will explode


If realgm site explodes, hundreds of Raptor fans will have to increase their porn:basketball internet ratio.*






*or will have to start talking to their girlfriends/wives about non-basketball things like emotions, feelings, shopping, Heroes.