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if X player does this, I will...
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:17 pm
by mwaschkowski
Lets try something funny (read 'stupid') before tonights NYC game
I say:
"If Bargs gets at least 8 rebounds, I will not criticize Bargs rebounding for 10 days."
Now its your turn, pick your fav player, or fav player to wail on...
<g>
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:23 pm
by Teabag
If I open one more donkey thread I will .......... continue to do it
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:25 pm
by yucatan87
If Rasho does a 360 reverse dunk tonight, I will sacrifice a small goat.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:30 pm
by kleatius_01
If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, I will make delicious goat roti with the remains.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:31 pm
by ruckus
kleatius_01 wrote:If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, I will make delicious goat roti with the remains.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:31 pm
by Raptorsrock
if kleatius_01 makes a delicious goat roti I will eat it
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:34 pm
by alfie123
If Raptorsrock eats the goat roti i shall send him a box of toilet paper that he can use after using the toilet
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:38 pm
by willis_reborn
If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, the only one 'currying' the goat will be Eddy.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:42 pm
by mwaschkowski
kleatius_01 wrote:If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, I will make delicious goat roti with the remains.

OK, that was completely worth it.
/thread

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:46 pm
by Silk Wilkes
yucatan87 wrote:If Rasho does a 360 reverse dunk tonight, I will sacrifice a small goat.
How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360
or a reverse dunk.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:48 pm
by Raptorsrock
Youngblood wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.
oh oh here comes the fun police
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:49 pm
by Sisqo
haha
I hope rasho reads realgm and attempts that dunk tonight
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:53 pm
by whoknows
Sisqo wrote:haha
I hope rasho reads realgm and attempts that dunk tonight
careful what you ask for... a small tornado might just get started...
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:57 pm
by yucatan87
Youngblood wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.
Start facing the opposing basket, son.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:58 pm
by mihaic
Youngblood wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.
No, you can do a 360 reverse dunk. Only thing is you would have to run backwards to the basket
Now let's get to the subject
if kleatius_01 makes a delicious goat roti I will eat it
If alfie sends raptorsrock toiletpaper, realgm site will explode
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:03 pm
by chsh22
If Jose gets a Triple-Double tonight, I will still yearn for TJ.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:20 pm
by mwaschkowski
chsh22 wrote:If Jose gets a Triple-Double tonight, I will still yearn for TJ.
Ah, the pangs of unrequited love. Its smacks of Shakespeare around here sometimes...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:23 pm
by AB_21
If Moon shoots a three based on confidence, I'll yell at my TV.
If Bargs can't grab any rebounds, I'll yell at my TV.
If Smitch yells, I'll enjoy it on my TV.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:25 pm
by MjM2xTreMe
Sisqo wrote:haha
I hope rasho reads realgm and attempts that dunk tonight
Let's NBA!
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:44 pm
by YogiStewart
AB_7 wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
If alfie sends raptorsrock toiletpaper, realgm site will explode
If realgm site explodes, hundreds of Raptor fans will have to increase their porn:basketball internet ratio.*
*or will have to start talking to their girlfriends/wives about non-basketball things like emotions, feelings, shopping, Heroes.