DMart's Cajones Dance!!!

asif9t9 · Post #1 » by **asif9t9** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:44 pm

Please tell me you all saw it. After Jose hit his three on OT, DMart comes running off the Raps' bench doing this dance. Like he's riding a horse, but he's got his hands cupped below his cajones. I don't have clips, but SOMEONE PLEASE POST IT!!!

Ill Mago · Post #2 » by **Ill Mago** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:45 pm

DMart has onions?

Post #3 » by **5DOM** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:46 pm

yes i noticed.
he was the only excited bench player.

PopAGat · Post #4 » by **PopAGat** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:50 pm

Yeah after they showed the replay , D-Mart started to gallop like he was on a horse. D-Mart is da man.

Theta64 · Post #5 » by **Theta64** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:27 am

He must have meant Calderon has big nuts, and is the man for making that shot.

Fairview4Life · Post #6 » by **Fairview4Life** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:29 am

Was it like the Sam Cassell big balls dance?

AB_21 · Post #7 » by **AB_21** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:30 am

That's why Smitch dresses him. No way he could do that in a suit.

asif9t9 · Post #8 » by **asif9t9** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:38 am

Theta64 wrote:He must have meant Calderon has big nuts, and is the man for making that shot.

You don't say..... :banghead:

Anthrax · Post #9 » by **Anthrax** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:40 am

Fairview4Life wrote:Was it like the Sam Cassell big balls dance?

that is exactly what it was.

Post #10 » by **YogiStewart** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:52 am

DMart Sr fell asleep after his exhausting 4 minutes and handful of painful crappy shots. when the crowd cheered after Jose's three, DMart Sr was jolted awake and made peepee in his warm-up pants.

that was not a dance - it was a man uncomfortable with the warm, wet feel of his water.

gniewek · Post #11 » by **gniewek** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:57 am

hahahaha!
Yah, I saw it! I would love to see it again...we need to post it.
Why is it always D-MArt to do the strange things.

wtcantfw · Post #12 » by **wtcantfw** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:00 am

It was the "you got no marbles" trot from Major League II.

It's posted in the highlights thread.

Don't_Reach · Post #13 » by **Don't_Reach** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:08 am

Martin is the MAN!!!

wtcantfw · Post #14 » by **wtcantfw** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:17 am

Don't_Reach wrote:Martin is the MAN!!!

Except for when he's playing.

Post #15 » by **Headliner** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:41 am

Everyone who doesn't know where that is from is here by sentenced to watch both Major League movies this instance.

Mascot · Post #16 » by **Mascot** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:34 pm

Was hilarious but it would have been better if he was in a suit instead of his warm up stuff.

gniewek · Post #17 » by **gniewek** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:49 am

It was the "you got no marbles" trot from Major League II.

bahahaha that is hillariuos! hahaha i want to see it again, but this time while thinking about that.

Mil · Post #18 » by **Mil** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:54 pm

"Cajones" means drawers. The word you're looking for is "cojones" and is fairly rude, which always makes me amazed at the situations it's used in English (for instance, I seem to remember Madeleine Albright using it in public).

premium plus · Post #19 » by **premium plus** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:59 pm

Theta64 wrote:He must have meant Calderon has big nuts, and is the man for making that shot.