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Thorn: Jason Collins, Antoine Wright, Jamaal Magliore.

Isiah: "Sucks, tuberculosis, ball-point pen." I love word association!

Thorn: No. that's what I'll give you for Randolph.

Isiah: I know. I cheated on the "pen"-thing. There's one on my desk.

Thorn: I could kind of tell.

Isiah: Yeah. Zach's really turned things around. I just need more room in the low post for Eddy Curry.

Thorn: Isn't he a little strip club-happy? He's not going to be happy with the Tuesday afternoon fare here in East Rutherford.

Isiah: Not anymore. I told him that strip clubs around here only have doors on the right side, and open from the middle-out. He won't use his right hand, so he won't go to any.

Isiah: What do you think of Zach Randolph?

Thorn: Ugh.

Isiah: What do you mean, "ugh." The man is a scoring machine!

Thorn: That is true.

Isiah: You guys can barely put together 40-point halves.

Thorn: 40. About what you're paying Larry Brown to not coach you this year?

Isiah: Well-played.