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OT: Gilbert Arenas at his finest lol 

Post#1 » by Denisaur9 » Fri Feb 8, 2008 12:11 am

Gilbert's New Favorite Drink

Completely running out of Gilbert photos.Honestly, with his regular 3,500-word soul-baring missives on his own blog (He's bowled a 277? He thinks Nick Young is top-two in this rookie class?), you'd think Gilbert would run out of material at some point, but Men's Journal got him for a pretty brief one-page "Exit Interview" on the back page this month, and wouldn't you know, he rewarded that magazine with at least three things that probably deserve separate entries. Maybe four. Ok, maybe five. In no order.

* When asked about his favorite drink, Gil says this:

"I order a Corona and a Shirley Temple, then mix them 50-50 in an extra glass. I've been doing it for about a year now. It tastes like a sweet Corona. I call it the Agent Zero."
* When asked about the worst physical pain he's ever experienced, Gil gives an answer, after the jump, that is possibly offensive and will almost definitely make you cringe:


"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers."
* And when asked about his favorite place on earth, Gil says this:

"I'm building it right now in my backyard: a replica of Hugh Hefner's pool, only a little better. It has a grotto and everything, but with flatscreen TVs, a kitchen and a bathroom. No bunnies."



http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsports ... there.html


hahah what a guy, this guy doesnt hold back at all
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Post#2 » by jaymeister15 » Fri Feb 8, 2008 12:13 am

wow, a little more than I ever wanted to know about Gilbert's body :lol:
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Post#3 » by The_Critic » Fri Feb 8, 2008 12:16 am

My oh my. This guy needs his own reality show. No really. I'd watch it. :lol:
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Post#4 » by Cassius » Fri Feb 8, 2008 12:34 am

I think they need to reopen the All-Star ballot.
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Post#5 » by SpaceJam » Fri Feb 8, 2008 12:39 am

Dangg!!! That SH*t must have stung bad, I feel bad for Gil. I think he will be on a show one day, cant see him quite for one day.
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Post#6 » by Hank_Scorpio » Fri Feb 8, 2008 12:40 am

The_Critic wrote:My oh my. This guy needs his own reality show. No really. I'd watch it. :lol:


Hearing about him burning off his sack made you think you'd like to watch a show about the guy?


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Post#8 » by JWiLL02 » Fri Feb 8, 2008 12:51 am

Hank_Scorpio wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Hearing about him burning off his sack made you think you'd like to watch a show about the guy?


:backsawayslowly:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post#9 » by raps4life~ » Fri Feb 8, 2008 1:06 am

lmao wtf... thats disgustingly hilarious. way too much info tho.
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Post#10 » by LoneDust » Fri Feb 8, 2008 1:16 am

Now I use clippers.

He must envy Charlie V.
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Post#11 » by UnRealGM » Fri Feb 8, 2008 2:24 am

rofl amazing
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Post#12 » by Lionel Messi » Fri Feb 8, 2008 2:43 am

wow..funniest thing ever award??? any1?? :D:D funnier than reggie evans grabbing kaman's nuts from behind to get a rebound??? which one is funnier and nastier??
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Post#13 » by Theta64 » Fri Feb 8, 2008 3:05 am

cb4lif3 wrote:wow..funniest thing ever award??? any1?? :D:D funnier than reggie evans grabbing kaman's nuts from behind to get a rebound??? which one is funnier and nastier??


Gilbert could be just joking around. Either way, I would have to say Evans grabbing Kamans sack from behind was nastier.
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Post#14 » by KingOfTheCourt » Fri Feb 8, 2008 3:31 am

Just when I thought Gilbert's act was getting a little tiring he pulls this. All I can say is WOW! :)
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Post#15 » by TheMainEvent » Fri Feb 8, 2008 3:35 am

I recently thought about shaving down there.

Now I know one way NOT to do it.
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Post#16 » by dino-mite! » Fri Feb 8, 2008 4:38 am

because of his blog, I really am becoming a huge gilbert arenas fan
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Post#17 » by kmatrixg » Fri Feb 8, 2008 5:15 am

Happened to me once too. Except I didn't tell the world about it.


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Post#18 » by Tom Baker » Fri Feb 8, 2008 11:00 am

Hank_Scorpio wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Hearing about him burning off his sack made you think you'd like to watch a show about the guy?


:backsawayslowly:


:rofl: :rofl: :bowdown:
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Post#19 » by chsh22 » Fri Feb 8, 2008 1:22 pm

Hank_Scorpio wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
Hearing about him burning off his sack made you think you'd like to watch a show about the guy?

:backsawayslowly:

Why do you think reality TV got so popular?
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Post#20 » by ruckus » Fri Feb 8, 2008 3:22 pm

WTH are keloids?

I take it they're not cornflakes?
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