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So I was drunk at the Clippers game.... (The way all posts should start)

And I remembered how much of a sponser Ford Motar Company is for us. I thought to myself, why don't they push the whole TJ ford thing more? They used Smitch in a tv spot, why not the man with the name?

Than I said "eureka! I have to urinate something fierce" I then looked down at my beer to blame him for missing part of the stellar second quarter the Raptors are playing at that moment...and guess what? I was drinking Miller Draft, one of the Raptors Bigger Sponsers...

Mike Miller anyone???

So after urinating, I came back to my seat and watched the whole game from my head between my legs, thinking about how good Miller would be on our team of course...

Cweb wrote:So I was drunk at the Clippers game.... (The way all posts should start)

And I remembered how much of a sponsor Ford Motor Company is for us. I thought to myself, why don't they push the whole TJ Ford thing more? They used Smitch in a TV spot, why not the man with the name?

Than I said "Eureka! I have to urinate something fierce." I then looked down at my beer to blame it for missing part of the stellar second quarter the Raptors are playing at that moment...and guess what? I was drinking Miller Draft, one of the Raptors Bigger Sponsors...

Mike Miller anyone???

So after urinating, I came back to my seat and watched the whole game with my head between my legs, thinking about how good Miller would be on our team of course...

fixed. you're welcome to take notes.

Nially wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



fixed. you're welcome to take notes.

I guess you didn't get the humour, hmmm....my bad?

LOL that first line is golden

as much as i love tj ford
for the them to advertise him wouldnt really work well
people would associate the car...with a possibly injury prone TJ
ye i know im going to take heat for this post...but psych 101

Interesting.

I just urinated something fierce, as well.

But it wasn't an 'eureka' type of moment... it was more of a 'oh snap! this burns!' type of thing.

Nially wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



fixed. you're welcome to take notes.

Sound the Alarm, The Grammer Police has entered the building.

Fix my post!

alfie123 wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Sound the Alarm, The Grammer Police has entered the building.

Fix my post!

maybe it was a bit lame, but the point was to be typing from the point of view of a drunk rabid fan.

TheMainEvent wrote:Interesting.

I just urinated something fierce, as well.

But it wasn't an 'eureka' type of moment... it was more of a 'oh snap! this burns!' type of thing.

You should probably check out this website:

http://www.kidshealth.org/kid/ill_injure/sick/uti.html

How Do I Know if I Have a UTI?

You may notice signs of a urinary tract infection before anyone else can see there's anything wrong with you. That's why it's important to talk with a parent if you're having peeing problems. Ask yourself these questions and share your answers with your mom or dad:

* Does it hurt or sting when you pee?
* Do you have to go to the bathroom much more often than normal?
* Can you only pee a little bit at a time?
* Do you have to get up many times in the night to pee?
* Do you feel pain, pressure, or a tickle in your lower belly?
* Is there blood in your pee?
* Is your pee cloudy?

It also answers many more questions.

Nially wrote:

CWeb wrote: So I was drunk at the Clippers game.... (The way all posts should start)

And I remembered how much of a sponsor Ford Motor Company is for us. I thought to myself, why don't they push the whole TJ Ford thing more? They used Smitch in a TV spot, why not the man with the name?

Than I said "Eureka! I have to urinate something fierce." I then looked down at my beer to blame it for missing part of the stellar second quarter the Raptors are playing at that moment...and guess what? I was drinking Miller Draft, one of the Raptors Bigger Sponsors...

Mike Miller anyone???

So after urinating, I came back to my seat and watched the whole game with my head between my legs, thinking about how good Miller would be on our team of course...

fixed. you're welcome to take notes.

Sometimes even the Grammar Police need Internal Investigations to tell them to stop correcting other peoples posts.

Ill Mago wrote:All Fords are injury prone.

Even Gerald Ford?

J.Kim wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Even Gerald Ford?

had a leaky watergate.