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Post#1 » by YogiStewart » Wed Oct 8, 2008 3:26 pm

Not sure if I'm the only one who sees it, but the picture of Quaffed Sexy from last night's game reminded me of one of the most annoying cartoon characters of all time:

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that side profile of Kris Humphries is a dead ringer of Newton's side profile.
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Post#2 » by Shaazzam » Wed Oct 8, 2008 3:28 pm

"Chris! Hey Chris! Chris!"
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Post#3 » by theonlyeastcoastrapsfan » Wed Oct 8, 2008 3:31 pm

You mean because he's' like a man from the waist up and a..........

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Post#4 » by Judas Priest » Wed Oct 8, 2008 3:31 pm

guuuuys this is mean *school girl tone*
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Post#5 » by Shaazzam » Wed Oct 8, 2008 3:32 pm

Where the hell is Lockdown when you need him?
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Post#6 » by YogiStewart » Wed Oct 8, 2008 3:33 pm

i've created an evil subworld in my own mind.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=aGEvRIzXv ... re=related

Hercules = the new Bargnani
Newton = Kris Humphries
Helena = MopGirl
Daedalus = Sam Mitchell
Toot = Jason Kapono
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Post#7 » by ruckus » Wed Oct 8, 2008 3:39 pm

The similarity is uncanny!

However, I found Newton's buddy Tewt more annoying.
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Post#8 » by jonny three time » Wed Oct 8, 2008 3:47 pm

YogiStewart wrote:i've created an evil subworld in my own mind.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=aGEvRIzXv ... re=related

Hercules = the new Bargnani
Newton = Kris Humphries
Helena = MopGirl
Daedalus = Sam Mitchell
Toot = Jason Kapono


LOL, there's a lot of good metaphors in there for how Bargs career has gone so far. The evil potion was like his offseason of 07 with the Italian team, the daze it put him in was like last season, him smacking his head on the rock during the fall was like when he smacked his head on the floor last year, the thunder of Zeus that snapped him out of it was like this offseason, and the heroic ending is like how the rest of his career will play out.....
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Post#9 » by [SJJ] » Wed Oct 8, 2008 8:19 pm

Humps should go with that coloured hair too, then he'd be pimpin'!!!
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Post#10 » by RaptorGuru » Wed Oct 8, 2008 9:28 pm

i think newton got game on hump...i would pay to see that 1 on 1
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Post#11 » by MrBojangelz71 » Wed Oct 8, 2008 10:50 pm

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Post#12 » by RapsGM » Thu Oct 9, 2008 12:09 am

lol only on the raptors forums. Yall are crazy.
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Post#13 » by JL5 » Thu Oct 9, 2008 3:13 am

Ahaha, nice.

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