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Offical Rasho Facts Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:39 pm
by samsung
I didn't see any of these posted so I'll start.

I once heard Rasho got drunk to feel mortal.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:40 pm
by kassian
Jokes? How you dare?

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:44 pm
by Kabookalu
Rasho doesn't dunk the basketball, the basketball dunks it for Rasho in fear of getting Rasho'd.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:44 pm
by Bankai
Once, Rasho and Colangelo were sitting down in a room and they stared at each other for a minute. Soon after, the News reports that every woman on Earth has been impregnated.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:46 pm
by Kabookalu
Rasho once missed a lay up, only to know how it feels like to be mortal.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:48 pm
by samsung
Rasho doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:48 pm
by jay632
.............. slow basketballday

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:49 pm
by samsung
Rasho can divide by zero.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:49 pm
by Bankai
Rasho once challenged Kobayashi to an eating contest. Kobayashi ate 23 Hotdogs. Rasho ate Kobayashi.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:50 pm
by kassian
Putting up "Rasho" in the game of Scrabble makes you win automatically.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:50 pm
by samsung
Rasho can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:50 pm
by RJ2392
Rasho once had a bad game just to know what it would feel like.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:51 pm
by RaptorKenny
Dr. Naismith didn't invent basketball.
It was simply Rasho beheading the pumpkinhead monster and throw the head into a 10 feet high garbage can.
Yes, he created the whole earth-friendly idea

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:51 pm
by RJ2392
samsung wrote:Rasho can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes.


LMAO

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:55 pm
by Kabookalu
Rasho once had a fight with cancer, and won.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:55 pm
by mihaic
samsung wrote:Rasho can divide by zero.

:lol:

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:57 pm
by lolwut
Rasho doesn't sign contracts. He decides when and where he plays.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:57 pm
by Maritimer
Kids wear Superman pajamas.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris wears Rasho pajamas. Well, he did, until the intimidation of seeing Rasho's face every night started to give him bad dreams. Now he checks for Rasho under his bed before going to sleep.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:59 pm
by Kabookalu
The only time Rasho was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Re: Offical Rasho Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:04 pm
by COY0607
Choker wrote:Rasho once had a fight with cancer, and won.


Rasho's tears cure cancer, too bad Rasho never cries.