Bucky O'Hare wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
And both of them would be more valuable than your non-rebounding, non-defending, jump shooting, 42% shooting, out of shape, injury prone $9M stiff.
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Some things I found mildly entertaining in your delusional-and-out-of-touch-post:
1) You actually linked Bill Simmons in an attempt to provide a credible "source" for your player being a bargain. That is like referencing a gossip column in a court of law.
2) You casually flip out there that you would "happily" give Foster up for the Rockets pick.....ORLY? So, let's get this straight....you would actually give Foster up for a pick that is likely to be in the late teens/early twenties? Wow, how generous of you.
As for the Rockets obliging......that's about as likely as the Pacers removing that massive anchor labeled "Troy Murphy" from around their necks any time soon.
3) If you really think that a) Memo presents negative value and b) either Murphy or Foster are anywhere in his neighborhood as players, you are out of your mind. That is like saying that Hakim Warrick is as good as Josh Smith.
You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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), and not too bad for a guy who (again) plays so far from the basket on offense. (Just looking at defensive RPG? He's 23rd out of 81...so he's not that bad a rebounder. He's just not in a position to get many on offence because he's out behind the arc.)