Matt Harpring or an inanimate object?

freakazoid · Post #1 » by **freakazoid** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:52 am

Would you rather have Matt, or....

Feel free to add your own inanimate object...such as...

Shoehorn

freakazoid · Post #2 » by **freakazoid** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:52 am

In the Christmas spirit...

Lump of Coal.

A big thank you to those of you who voted for shrunken head or pile-a puke. It takes guts to vote the truth.

Also, for the chumps who are too wimpy to take a stand, thank you for voting McCain/Palin. Your parents must be proud.

Gutless wonders.

freakazoid · Post #3 » by **freakazoid** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 8:38 am

Chunk of salt from the great salt lake.

freakazoid · Post #4 » by **freakazoid** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 9:27 am

Buffalo biscuit.

freakazoid · Post #5 » by **freakazoid** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 9:28 am

Mr.s Harp fake Degree.

freakazoid · Post #6 » by **freakazoid** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 9:29 am

Matt Harpring Nerf Football.

freakazoid · Post #7 » by **freakazoid** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 9:30 am

Matt Harpring Coaches pet towell, toilet paper.

carrottop12 · Post #8 » by **carrottop12** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 10:42 am

I didn't see Jarron Collins on the poll so I am writing him in.

Jarron Collins.

freakazoid · Post #9 » by **freakazoid** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 11:12 am

Batronuj wrote:I didn't see Jarron Collins on the poll so I am writing him in.

Jarron Collins.

Didn't see that coming.

Touche.

CAE15 · Post #10 » by **CAE15** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 4:11 pm

cant you go annoy the laker or rocket fans?

freakazoid · Post #11 » by **freakazoid** » Sun Jan 4, 2009 5:41 am

New Jazzy Nets wrote:cant you go annoy the laker or rocket fans?

cant you spell Can't?

Kidding.

Anyway, I started this thread in response to the idiotic thread that compared Boozer to Harpring.

Sorry, but the majority voted for Harp when I started this thread. Since then, I'm guessing confused fans have started to get a clue as to what kind of a player Carlos Boozer is. He is now ahead in the voting. Anyone who voted for Harp should be kicked in the nads with a steel boot. I'm not talking about you. In your case, you should be kicked in the empty space with a steel boot. Yeah, I'm funny. Thanks. :biggrin:

Comparing Boozer to Harpring is laughable. I won't go into specifics, as I've already done so numerous times.

When it comes down to it, pile-a-puke is a much better comparison to Matt than an injured Boozer.

Deal with it, Vince.

P.S. Jersey sucks.

Sloanfeld · Post #12 » by **Sloanfeld** » Sun Jan 4, 2009 6:00 am

Looks like nobody likes you here either.

freakazoid · Post #13 » by **freakazoid** » Sun Jan 4, 2009 6:14 am

Sloanfeld wrote:Looks like nobody likes you here either.

Dude, don't be bitter.

I'm currently using my considerable influence to try and get you reinstated on Jazzfanz.

You're welcome.