What kind of chick are the Jazz?

[BarneyGumble]

Jazz are the kind of girl everyone told you was sweet and kind, and a nice girl. You go out on a date to Hires for hamburgers and shakes. She laughs at you jokes, tilts her head and smiles a lot. Then you bring her home, try to kiss her on the cheek when she grab you by the collar, drags you into the house where tears open your nicest button up shirt licks your chest and demands, "you wait here". She proceeds into the bedroom, you hear bumps, you hear knocks, after 5 minutes she comes out wearing a full leather cat suit and mask. She's holding a collar and a leash and around her crotch is a large studded rubber piece protruding out. She then asks you if you know what pegging is, but before your meek cries of "nuh uh" can be heard she straps a ball gag in your mouth and the lights go out.

That's what kind of girl the Jazz are.

Man you just know way too much about this freaky shiz.

[jazzfan1971]

Delany = supafreak.

[The59Sound]

Jazz are the kind of girl everyone told you was sweet and kind, and a nice girl. You go out on a date to Hires for hamburgers and shakes. She laughs at you jokes, tilts her head and smiles a lot. Then you bring her home, try to kiss her on the cheek when she grab you by the collar, drags you into the house where tears open your nicest button up shirt licks your chest and demands, "you wait here". She proceeds into the bedroom, you hear bumps, you hear knocks, after 5 minutes she comes out wearing a full leather cat suit and mask. She's holding a collar and a leash and around her crotch is a large studded rubber piece protruding out. She then asks you if you know what pegging is, but before your meek cries of "nuh uh" can be heard she straps a ball gag in your mouth and the lights go out.

That's what kind of girl the Jazz are.

Delaney, please! I sat my young son down in front of this topic, thinking everything would be fine, and then this! Outrage!

[Purch]

Jazz are the kind of girl everyone told you was sweet and kind, and a nice girl. You go out on a date to Hires for hamburgers and shakes. She laughs at you jokes, tilts her head and smiles a lot. Then you bring her home, try to kiss her on the cheek when she grab you by the collar, drags you into the house where tears open your nicest button up shirt licks your chest and demands, "you wait here". She proceeds into the bedroom, you hear bumps, you hear knocks, after 5 minutes she comes out wearing a full leather cat suit and mask. She's holding a collar and a leash and around her crotch is a large studded rubber piece protruding out. She then asks you if you know what pegging is, but before your meek cries of "nuh uh" can be heard she straps a ball gag in your mouth and the lights go out.

That's what kind of girl the Jazz are.

OOO.OOO

[kebutah]

The fat chick with a great personality that you don't want your friends to see you with. Fun, steady but not really competing for the beauty titles.

[Sloanfeld]

Girl of my dreams. I love my Jazz.

[nghedman]

Man you just know way too much about this freaky shiz.

I'd say, wow,...what is pegging? Do I wanna know... ahh, nevermind.

[Dry_Fish]

I like to think of the Jazz as a redhead girl - either they look really good or really bad

[Gek]

Jazz are the kind of girl everyone told you was sweet and kind, and a nice girl. You go out on a date to Hires for hamburgers and shakes. She laughs at you jokes, tilts her head and smiles a lot. Then you bring her home, try to kiss her on the cheek when she grab you by the collar, drags you into the house where tears open your nicest button up shirt licks your chest and demands, "you wait here". She proceeds into the bedroom, you hear bumps, you hear knocks, after 5 minutes she comes out wearing a full leather cat suit and mask. She's holding a collar and a leash and around her crotch is a large studded rubber piece protruding out. She then asks you if you know what pegging is, but before your meek cries of "nuh uh" can be heard she straps a ball gag in your mouth and the lights go out.

That's what kind of girl the Jazz are.

Win poast.

[Munchlaxatives]

I like to think of the Jazz as a redhead girl - either they look really good or really bad

[DelaneyRudd]

Uh oh. I've gone viral.

[Soul Patch]

I like to think of the Jazz as a redhead girl - either they look really good or really bad

I think she's making eyes at a special someone.

[nyjazzfan]

I'm sorry but this is really sad...

[jazzfan1971]

I wonder if she'd look less like a man in a wig with some makeup.

[wigglestrue]

If this were the Raptors board, this instant classic of a thread would already be stickied and nominated for RealGM Thread Hall of Fame. So as not to be just a commentator...the Jazz to an outsider seem like the vanilla-seeming girl with a whole lot of repressed freak beneath the surface, just like DelaneyRudd said except way less funnier than him. But I would also add that when you go to her house to visit her family, they immediately grill you with weird and intrusive questions, and at dinner they fling warm biscuits at your head from across the table (not just the kids, the grandparents too), and while you're in the middle of explaining what you do for a living as eloquently as possible in order to impress them, they do crazy **** to interrupt you out of the blue like give you the 3rd Bass "Gasface" mid-sentence, or "accidentally" spill a glass of wine down your neck on the way to the bathroom, or all night randomly insert under their breath the names of, like, Belgian pastries, so quietly and quickly that you're not sure if you're going crazy or if they really are doing that.

[MeestR]

If this were the Raptors board, this instant classic of a thread would already be stickied and nominated for RealGM Thread Hall of Fame.

you got a point. this giant of a thread title had the unfortunate instance of being posted on a board where the majority of posters around take themselves much too seriously. that, or they may be too embarrassed to share stories inspired by their past adventures with ladies of questionable morals.

my story had something to do with an unpopular chick who did things her own way, got good. failed. tried a different way. failed again. and cant quite get good enough despite her trying. the almost perfect chick. (hang in there lil engine)