by Paper Face on Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:17 am
That's the problem with Jefferson. It's impossible to bench him without putting him in the fetal position. Sap, by contrast, is an actual man.
This really a simple problem to solve. You just have Al's girl friend sit behind the bench and put her evil eye on him. Then he'll straighten up. Al may have some anxiety about turning his back on her, but he'll get over it.