Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

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Elson is an Illegal Alien!!! 

Post#1 » by HolyToledo » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:50 pm

Elson will miss tonights game because of Visa issues and has to go to Canada for 48 hours to fix the problem and will be back for Fridays game. Elson is from the Netherlands and has to go to Canada for Visa issue. Why Canada? Makes no sense. I wonder if Dirk Nitwit ski has to go Mexico for his Visa LOL.
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Post#2 » by kerplunk » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:10 am

Fes also had some visa issues in 2008 and has to re-enter US through Canada. I don't know why Canada but I think because there's an NBA team there. :dontknow:
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Post#3 » by hoops4life » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:52 am

It is probably easier and safer to enter the US through Canada versus Mexico.
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Post#4 » by Lava Rock Kid » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:07 am

They should deport Elson. He's takin ourr jobbs.
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Post#5 » by The59Sound » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:10 am

I just hope we don't send him to the D-League's Arizona Minutemen.
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Post#6 » by Millsap24 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:30 am

*Shake my head*

Why didn't he renew or fix his Visa issues during the offseason?
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Post#7 » by hoops4life » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:45 am

Things happen like this all the time.
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Post#8 » by Jazzfan Bayamon » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:50 am

I though of MiB when I first read this title. No joke! :lol:
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Post#9 » by DelaneyRudd » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:17 am

Some if not all Visa rules require you physically leave the country to be eligible for a new visa. This proves you are able to leave. Canada was chosen, well, probably because they didn't want him to enjoy the Bahamas too much.
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Post#10 » by StocktonShorts » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:27 am

The59Sound wrote:I just hope we don't send him to the D-League's Arizona Minutemen.


I was going to post a joke along these lines. Yours was better. :D
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Post#11 » by HammerDunk » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:34 am

Canada will let anyone in, plus they probably have never seen a 7+ foot black guy up there. Bosh was as close as it came, and he's long gone now.
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Post#12 » by Mountain » Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:52 pm

Lava Rock Kid wrote:They should deport Elson. He's takin ourr jobbs.


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Post#13 » by hoops4life » Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:06 am

HammerDunk wrote:Canada will let anyone in, plus they probably have never seen a 7+ foot black guy up there. Bosh was as close as it came, and he's long gone now.


Bosh is more of a woman than a man... so saying Elson is the tallest black man they have seen is still correct.
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Post#14 » by DelaneyRudd » Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:12 am

HA! Take that Chris Bosh! You got taken down a peg on the internet!

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