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Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:50 pm
by HolyToledo
Elson will miss tonights game because of Visa issues and has to go to Canada for 48 hours to fix the problem and will be back for Fridays game. Elson is from the Netherlands and has to go to Canada for Visa issue. Why Canada? Makes no sense. I wonder if Dirk Nitwit ski has to go Mexico for his Visa LOL.

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:10 am
by kerplunk
Fes also had some visa issues in 2008 and has to re-enter US through Canada. I don't know why Canada but I think because there's an NBA team there. :dontknow:

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:52 am
by hoops4life
It is probably easier and safer to enter the US through Canada versus Mexico.

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:07 am
by Lava Rock Kid
They should deport Elson. He's takin ourr jobbs.

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:10 am
by The59Sound
I just hope we don't send him to the D-League's Arizona Minutemen.

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:30 am
by Millsap24
*Shake my head*

Why didn't he renew or fix his Visa issues during the offseason?

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:45 am
by hoops4life
Things happen like this all the time.

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:50 am
by Jazzfan Bayamon
I though of MiB when I first read this title. No joke! :lol:

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:17 am
by DelaneyRudd
Some if not all Visa rules require you physically leave the country to be eligible for a new visa. This proves you are able to leave. Canada was chosen, well, probably because they didn't want him to enjoy the Bahamas too much.

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:27 am
by StocktonShorts
The59Sound wrote:I just hope we don't send him to the D-League's Arizona Minutemen.


I was going to post a joke along these lines. Yours was better. :D

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:34 am
by HammerDunk
Canada will let anyone in, plus they probably have never seen a 7+ foot black guy up there. Bosh was as close as it came, and he's long gone now.

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:52 pm
by Mountain
Lava Rock Kid wrote:They should deport Elson. He's takin ourr jobbs.


DUKADERB!

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:06 am
by hoops4life
HammerDunk wrote:Canada will let anyone in, plus they probably have never seen a 7+ foot black guy up there. Bosh was as close as it came, and he's long gone now.


Bosh is more of a woman than a man... so saying Elson is the tallest black man they have seen is still correct.

Re: Elson is an Illegal Alien!!!

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:12 am
by DelaneyRudd
HA! Take that Chris Bosh! You got taken down a peg on the internet!