Jazz vs. the peepee colored jersey team.

carrottop12 · Post #1 » by **carrottop12** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 2:34 am

Do you guys remember the Jazz?

Me either.

Should be an ass kicking.

hoops4life · Post #2 » by **hoops4life** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 2:36 am

Hang around for two, maybe three quarters, get blown out in the end.

Spottieottie · Post #3 » by **Spottieottie** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 2:41 am

We need a reason to watch... why not a drinking game??

Take 1 drink everytime:

-Corbin puts on the "I can't believe this" face, puts his arms on his hips and walk around defiantly
-Raja Bell clanks a jumper
-CJ miles makes a jumper
-Bryant gets a "bail-out" call
-Pau Gasol flops around like a ninny
-Lakers stick a wide open 3
-Boller throws out a bball cliche

Take 2 drinks everytime:
-Favors blocks someone, take 5 drinks if that someone is Kobe Bryant
-Jefferson passes out of a double team, leading to a basket
-Evans scores a basket
-Kobe puts on the "oh no you didn't... don't you know i'm Kobe bryant" face after not getting a call
-Harpring mentions "Jazz-nation" or "Fry sauce"

Take 3 drinks everyime:
-Millsap drains a 3
-Jefferson dunks on Gasol/Bynum
-Earl Makes a Jumper
-If there's an Early-Oop
-Technical foul given

Litany · Post #4 » by **Litany** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 2:46 am

Did Harpring just say rangey?

Litany · Post #5 » by **Litany** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 2:48 am

Lots of fouls

Litany · Post #6 » by **Litany** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 2:52 am

Litany · Post #7 » by **Litany** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 2:53 am

Spottieottie wrote:We need a reason to watch... why not a drinking game??

Take 1 drink everytime:

-Corbin puts on the "I can't believe this" face, puts his arms on his hips and walk around defiantly
-Raja Bell clanks a jumper
-CJ miles makes a jumper
-Bryant gets a "bail-out" call
-Pau Gasol flops around like a ninny
-Lakers stick a wide open 3
-Boller throws out a bball cliche

Take 2 drinks everytime:
-Favors blocks someone, take 5 drinks if that someone is Kobe Bryant
-Jefferson passes out of a double team, leading to a basket
-Evans scores a basket
-Kobe puts on the "oh no you didn't... don't you know i'm Kobe bryant" face after not getting a call
-Harpring mentions "Jazz-nation" or "Fry sauce"

Take 3 drinks everyime:
-Millsap drains a 3
-Jefferson dunks on Gasol/Bynum
-Earl Makes a Jumper
-If there's an Early-Oop
-Technical foul given

Haha well done

carrottop12 · Post #8 » by **carrottop12** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 2:57 am

CJ Miles would be a really good fit on the Butler team from last night.

Litany · Post #9 » by **Litany** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 2:59 am

Bat wrote:CJ Miles would be a really good fit on the Butler team from last night.

TexJazz · Post #10 » by **TexJazz** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:01 am

CJ (Crap Jumper) Miles is starting out so strong tonight 1 of 5. Got to love it.

Litany · Post #11 » by **Litany** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:12 am

I just love Hayward

Spottieottie · Post #12 » by **Spottieottie** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:29 am

Chalk a few drinks up to the "bail out call" category

HolyToledo · Post #13 » by **HolyToledo** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:30 am

Hayward blocks Kobe's shot but gets crewed by Ref. Meet the face of the UTah Jazz and it is Gordon Hayward. Good job KOC! The kid is a going to be an allstar caliber player.

Spottieottie · Post #14 » by **Spottieottie** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:34 am

...and another drink!

Litany · Post #15 » by **Litany** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:34 am

Spottieottie wrote:Chalk a few drinks up to the "bail out call" category

Chalk up another one. Its Kobe, he gets em allllll nighhhhhht.

carrottop12 · Post #16 » by **carrottop12** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:36 am

I'll be so happy when Kobe is out of the league. I hate that guy.

Ern III · Post #17 » by **Ern III** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:39 am

JazzD15 wrote:I just love Hayward

The only guy on this team with a game worthy of loving. The others' are either fatally flawed (in the context of team success) or too nascent.

Litany · Post #18 » by **Litany** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:40 am

If I were the Lakers coach, for practice, I would just have them shoot a couple hundred free-throws every day, then go home.

d-will8 · Post #19 » by **d-will8** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:43 am

This certainly hasn't been a well played game, but at least we're competing. I really like what I'm seeing from Hayward. It seems fairly clear at this point that he has the potential to be pretty damn good. If he could just start earning a sliver of respect from the officials...

Ern III · Post #20 » by **Ern III** » Wed Apr 6, 2011 3:44 am

Bat wrote:I'll be so happy when Kobe is out of the league. I hate that guy.

I think the best will come before that scenario. It will be in a couple of seasons and beyond, when all of his teammates and coaches hate him for being unable to accept a lesser role despite massively diminished skills/athleticism. Then he may retire ignominiously. Unfortunately, he will then be lauded for most of the rest of our lives.