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Do you guys remember the Jazz?

Me either.

Should be an ass kicking.

Hang around for two, maybe three quarters, get blown out in the end.

We need a reason to watch... why not a drinking game??

Take 1 drink everytime:

-Corbin puts on the "I can't believe this" face, puts his arms on his hips and walk around defiantly
-Raja Bell clanks a jumper
-CJ miles makes a jumper
-Bryant gets a "bail-out" call
-Pau Gasol flops around like a ninny
-Lakers stick a wide open 3
-Boller throws out a bball cliche

Take 2 drinks everytime:
-Favors blocks someone, take 5 drinks if that someone is Kobe Bryant
-Jefferson passes out of a double team, leading to a basket
-Evans scores a basket
-Kobe puts on the "oh no you didn't... don't you know i'm Kobe bryant" face after not getting a call
-Harpring mentions "Jazz-nation" or "Fry sauce"

Take 3 drinks everyime:
-Millsap drains a 3
-Jefferson dunks on Gasol/Bynum
-Earl Makes a Jumper
-If there's an Early-Oop
-Technical foul given

Did Harpring just say rangey?

Lots of fouls

SIgh

Spottieottie wrote:We need a reason to watch... why not a drinking game??

Take 1 drink everytime:

-Corbin puts on the "I can't believe this" face, puts his arms on his hips and walk around defiantly
-Raja Bell clanks a jumper
-CJ miles makes a jumper
-Bryant gets a "bail-out" call
-Pau Gasol flops around like a ninny
-Lakers stick a wide open 3
-Boller throws out a bball cliche

Take 2 drinks everytime:
-Favors blocks someone, take 5 drinks if that someone is Kobe Bryant
-Jefferson passes out of a double team, leading to a basket
-Evans scores a basket
-Kobe puts on the "oh no you didn't... don't you know i'm Kobe bryant" face after not getting a call
-Harpring mentions "Jazz-nation" or "Fry sauce"

Take 3 drinks everyime:
-Millsap drains a 3
-Jefferson dunks on Gasol/Bynum
-Earl Makes a Jumper
-If there's an Early-Oop
-Technical foul given

Haha well done

CJ Miles would be a really good fit on the Butler team from last night.

Bat wrote:CJ Miles would be a really good fit on the Butler team from last night.

CJ (Crap Jumper) Miles is starting out so strong tonight 1 of 5. Got to love it.

I just love Hayward

Chalk a few drinks up to the "bail out call" category

Hayward blocks Kobe's shot but gets crewed by Ref. Meet the face of the UTah Jazz and it is Gordon Hayward. Good job KOC! The kid is a going to be an allstar caliber player.

...and another drink!

Spottieottie wrote:Chalk a few drinks up to the "bail out call" category

Chalk up another one. Its Kobe, he gets em allllll nighhhhhht.

I'll be so happy when Kobe is out of the league. I hate that guy.

JazzD15 wrote:I just love Hayward

The only guy on this team with a game worthy of loving. The others' are either fatally flawed (in the context of team success) or too nascent.

If I were the Lakers coach, for practice, I would just have them shoot a couple hundred free-throws every day, then go home.

This certainly hasn't been a well played game, but at least we're competing. I really like what I'm seeing from Hayward. It seems fairly clear at this point that he has the potential to be pretty damn good. If he could just start earning a sliver of respect from the officials...

Bat wrote:I'll be so happy when Kobe is out of the league. I hate that guy.

I think the best will come before that scenario. It will be in a couple of seasons and beyond, when all of his teammates and coaches hate him for being unable to accept a lesser role despite massively diminished skills/athleticism. Then he may retire ignominiously. Unfortunately, he will then be lauded for most of the rest of our lives.