Jimmer crosses half court,

superd · Post #1 » by **superd** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:08 pm

He fires up a 27 footer. The crowd rises to their feet. I can't hear myself think.

Could be fun next year.

Trade down to 6, take Jimmer & a SF/SG at 12.

edfmx86 · Post #2 » by **edfmx86** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:16 pm

what a great topic

Post #3 » by **jazzfan1971** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:16 pm

Somewhere Jerry Sloan just died a little.

reapaman · Post #4 » by **reapaman** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:24 pm

superd wrote:He fires up a 27 footer. The crowd rises to their feet. I can't hear myself think. The shots bounces off the rim and onto the floor. The crowd starts to boo loudly while throwing bear at Jimmer

Finished

Soul Patch · Post #5 » by **Soul Patch** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:31 pm

I'd never throw a bear.

Litany · Post #6 » by **Litany** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:36 pm

edfmx86 wrote:what a great topic

About as great as his other Jimmer topic a few days ago :roll:

"Jimmer scores 35 to send the Lakers packing"

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Take a break from worshiping your Jimmer poster superd, your knees must be calloused by now...

edfmx86 · Post #7 » by **edfmx86** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:38 pm

reapaman wrote:
superd wrote:He fires up a 27 footer. The crowd rises to their feet. I can't hear myself think. The shots bounces off the rim and onto the floor. The crowd starts to boo loudly while throwing bear at Jimmer

Finished

You hear that, Jimmer. Bears.

reapaman · Post #8 » by **reapaman** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:50 pm

edfmx86 wrote:
reapaman wrote:
superd wrote:He fires up a 27 footer. The crowd rises to their feet. I can't hear myself think. The shots bounces off the rim and onto the floor. The crowd starts to boo loudly while throwing bear at Jimmer

Finished

You hear that, Jimmer. Bears.

Oh wait I didn't finish, the bear then proceeds to maul Jimmer and take jimmer's place in the game. The bear ends up with 23 pts, 15 rbs and 7 blks and we sign him for the rest of the season in which he wins rookie of the year. We then trade Jimmer at the deadline for a jar of honey and 2 large salmons.

The59Sound · Post #9 » by **The59Sound** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:01 am

superd wrote:He fires up a 27 footer. The crowd rises to their feet. I can't hear myself think.

Could be fun next year.

Trade down to 6, take Jimmer & a SF/SG at 12.

I'm just impressed he waited 'til he crossed half-court.

carrottop12 · Post #10 » by **carrottop12** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:27 am

I just got erectile distinction from this thread. Nothing has made me want to draft jimmer less than this compilation of words.

Nothing lamer than pre-nostalgia. Ugh.