Big Turkey vs Big Turk vs The Undertaker

retiredcoach · Post #1 » by **retiredcoach** » Sat Jan 7, 2012 7:25 pm

If we must have a nickname for Kanter, how about promoting Big Turk instead of Big Turkey.

Big Turkey is open for all kinds of smart ass commentary and dispersions. I know Al started it on TV, but Al really doesn't have the foresight sometimes to see all the possibilities.

I just think opposing teams and smart ass commentators are going to have too much fodder with Big Turkey.

woodstock17 · Post #2 » by **woodstock17** » Sat Jan 7, 2012 7:33 pm

Big turkey is really funny though. Especially if Al says it in his southern accent.... Oh I see what you mean. Well I could go for big Turk

BringtheD · Post #3 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Jan 7, 2012 7:45 pm

Al Jefferson should've called Fesenko a big turkey on tv instead. U know its supposed to be complimentary though.

BringtheD · Post #4 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Jan 7, 2012 7:47 pm

Of course, calling Fesenko a big turkey would be a compliment for Fesenko.

BringtheD · Post #5 » by **BringtheD** » Sat Jan 7, 2012 7:51 pm

I bet Jefferson called Kanter the "big rookie", sounds the same. big turkey is funny too though for a rookie who is kindof showing him up on defense and rebounding.

Post #6 » by **StocktonShorts** » Sat Jan 7, 2012 8:04 pm

It's more like Big Country Reeves.

Imagine if Al Jefferson played inTurkey and they called him Big Mississippi. That'd be pretty bad ass.

Paper Face · Post #7 » by **Paper Face** » Sat Jan 7, 2012 11:40 pm

It's actually Bell's fault that Jefferson said that.

Man, I long for the days when Corbin & KOC will realize that Bell is ruining the team in every facet.

The59Sound · Post #8 » by **The59Sound** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 12:06 am

Paper Face wrote:It's actually Bell's fault that Jefferson said that.

Man, I long for the days when Corbin & KOC will realize that Bell is ruining the team in every facet.

We will never give trash for heroes of Jazz.

UtahJazzV4FTW · Post #9 » by **UtahJazzV4FTW** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 3:29 am

I like "the Istan BULL." "Big Turk" is ok. "Turkey" should die as soon as we trade Jefferson (ASAP).

Only partially joking on Al...

On a serious note: I hope the trifecta of dance-off humiliation, humiliating pink backpacks, and humiliating nickname doesn't affect or alienate Kanter.

retiredcoach · Post #10 » by **retiredcoach** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 6:31 am

by UtahJazzV4FTW on Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:29 pm
On a serious note: I hope the trifecta of dance-off humiliation, humiliating pink backpacks, and humiliating nickname doesn't affect or alienate Kanter.

Don't worry> Kanter calls Memo every 15 minutes and Memo keeps him calm.

The biggest factor is his relationship with the other players, which is very good right now.

(If the Jazz gave me a contract worth $30 mil, I would dance, wear a pink back pack, carry Al's luggage and sing happy birthday to anyone they wanted me to sing to. No, problem!)

babyjax13 · Post #11 » by **babyjax13** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 6:36 am

At least they're not on a team with Eddy Curry....

Xsy · Post #12 » by **Xsy** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 8:04 am

Bull from Istanbul is the best.

erudite23 · Post #13 » by **erudite23** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 8:21 am

Nicknames are too organic to control. If he becomes the player we hope he will, Big Turkey would become a name that is feared and respected, even though now it sounds ridiculous.

I mean, think about how "the mailman" sounded 30 years ago. Now its one of the great nicknames of all time and a word that elicits awe and reverence. In fact, the effect is so powerful that it might be impossible now, after all that has happened, to even see how stupid and ordinary it sounded before Karl made it The Mailman.

So don't worry. Put him in a dress and call him Susan; if he can sustain a 20+ rebound rate, play with the kind of defense and tenacity that we've seen so far, and figure out how not to get blocked every other shot, then I could give a crap. People will live in fear of Susan. That's how I see it.

DiscoLives4ever · Post #14 » by **DiscoLives4ever** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 8:28 am

So it's decided: Enes "Susan the Big Turkey" Kanter

woodstock17 · Post #15 » by **woodstock17** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 9:25 am

UtahJazzV4FTW wrote:I like "the Istan BULL." "Big Turk" is ok. "Turkey" should die as soon as we trade Jefferson (ASAP).

Only partially joking on Al...

On a serious note: I hope the trifecta of dance-off humiliation, humiliating pink backpacks, and humiliating nickname doesn't affect or alienate Kanter.

This works if he is from Istanbul... Anyone know? I like it

DeadlyTreeStump · Post #16 » by **DeadlyTreeStump** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 10:06 am

To me, big turkey sounds as threatening as "fear the dear" (you know, when the bucks actually became relevant 2 seasons ago). I know it's ridiculous, but I love it.

Soul Patch · Post #17 » by **Soul Patch** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 10:09 am

Turkish Delight or GTFO

Sparky6string · Post #18 » by **Sparky6string** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 2:59 pm

How about Young Turk?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ41hqlV0Kk&feature=fvst

retiredcoach · Post #19 » by **retiredcoach** » Sun Jan 8, 2012 5:59 pm

I always liked The Undertaker. And Kanter does too.

erudite23 · Post #20 » by **erudite23** » Mon Jan 9, 2012 1:01 am

DiscoLives4ever wrote:So it's decided: Enes "Susan the Big Turkey" Kanter