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Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Andersen
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:49 am
by retiredcoach
Good news Jazz fans. Denver amnestied Chris "Birdman" Andersen.
The Jazz can bid on him and add some needed toughness and veteran leadership for the younger guys!
I've heard KOC has had his eye on the Birdman for sometime so maybe this is the final piece for this year.
Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Andersen
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:55 am
by StocktonShorts
Lol
Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Andersen
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:02 am
by Andrew801
Please tell me you're not serious!?!
Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Andersen
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:15 am
by Grimmetal_Heavy
I'm for it.... Except there's no room. No chance of it happening.
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:40 am
by The59Sound
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:45 am
by UTJazzFan_Echo1
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:59 am
by Inigo Montoya
Chris Andersen has "Jazz" written all over him. Unless he ran out of space for tattoos, that is.
Not going to happen.
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:26 am
by nghedman
None of this makes sense in any aspect. The Jazz's weakness if any is back up PG and back up C.
Birdman doesn't really fit that role
^^^^ love that quote
Now thats funny!!
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:33 pm
by red4hf
We can't bid on him, we're over the cap.......
Plus, he's not that good anyway...... Not to mention the whole "improper communication with an underage girl" thing......
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:01 pm
by Hoops Addict
Birdman would be a tough backup player, but I am guessing that the drugs and underage girl thing will prevent the Miller family from wanting him.
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:22 pm
by tdownwa
I'm guessing that the Jazz stay far away due to he's fighting child porn case in Denver.
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:23 pm
by finnegan
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:23 pm
by tdownwa
I'm guessing that the Jazz stay far away due to he's fighting child porn case in Denver.
Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Andersen
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:27 pm
by StocktonShorts
Woooooosh!
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:33 pm
by The59Sound
Hoops Addict wrote:Birdman would be a tough backup player, but I am guessing that the drugs and underage girl thing will prevent the Miller family from wanting him.
Karl Malone had a Hall of Fame career here!
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:47 pm
by HolyToledo
We do lack toughness BUT we have no minutes for all the current bigs on our roster. You do make a good point in we seriously lack toughness. Watson and Millsap are the ONLY tough guys on the entire roster. Mo Williams adds some toughness. Kanter needs to be more of an enforcer but thats not going to happen yet at his age.
During the entire Spurs series, I kept thinking is anyone going to ever knock a Spurs player on their ass. It was embarrassing seeing the Spurs run their offense like it was practice.
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:39 pm
by StocktonShorts
The59Sound wrote:Hoops Addict wrote:Birdman would be a tough backup player, but I am guessing that the drugs and underage girl thing will prevent the Miller family from wanting him.
Karl Malone had a Hall of Fame career here!
Win.
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:56 pm
by qman
No, no no. We don't need drug addict on the team.
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:40 pm
by StocktonShorts
This is my new favorite thread.
Re: Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Ande
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:53 pm
by Deinonychus
Consider these three facts:
A = The Jazz need someone who can intimidate opposing post players
B = Chris Andersen has a mohawk and tattoos
C = People with mohawks and tattoos tend to intimidate others
If the relationship between A--->C is established,
as well as the reliationship between B--->C,
then A--->B is true.
Thus, The Jazz need Chris Andersen.
