The Official Jazz Off-Topic Thread

AingesBurner · Post #401 » by **AingesBurner** » Sat Jan 6, 2018 7:09 pm

I invested in an attachable toilet bidet, best decision ever.

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Post #402 » by **Inigo Montoya** » Sat Jan 6, 2018 7:18 pm

GobertReport wrote:I invested in an attachable toilet bidet, best decision ever.

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That is the most bizarre thing to share... You sir, win the internet today.

AingesBurner · Post #403 » by **AingesBurner** » Sat Jan 6, 2018 7:30 pm

Inigo Montoya wrote:
GobertReport wrote:I invested in an attachable toilet bidet, best decision ever.

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That is the most bizarre thing to share... You sir, win the internet today.

Got to share the fantasticness with my forum bros.

AingesBurner · Post #404 » by **AingesBurner** » Sun Jan 7, 2018 10:02 pm

Made fettuccine noodles, it’s definitely not easy.

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AingesBurner · Post #405 » by **AingesBurner** » Tue Jan 9, 2018 3:24 am

Any fellow lifters try ice baths.

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Post #406 » by **Inigo Montoya** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:42 pm

Any Laird Barron fans around?

AingesBurner · Post #407 » by **AingesBurner** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:56 pm

Forum Brothers and Sisters, as many of you know I prepare taxes and right now I am trying to grow my clientele, if any of you are looking for a new tax guy that you can wax poetic about the Jazz with please message me, I will give you all a special discount.

Post #408 » by **Inigo Montoya** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:09 pm

GobertReport wrote:Forum Brothers and Sisters, as many of you know I prepare taxes and right now I am trying to grow my clientele, if any of you are looking for a new tax guy that you can wax poetic about the Jazz with please message me, I will give you all a special discount.

Actually, I didn't know you do taxes. I always assumed you're doing something cool like assassinating devil-possessed pandas or something.

AingesBurner · Post #409 » by **AingesBurner** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:11 pm

Inigo Montoya wrote:
GobertReport wrote:Forum Brothers and Sisters, as many of you know I prepare taxes and right now I am trying to grow my clientele, if any of you are looking for a new tax guy that you can wax poetic about the Jazz with please message me, I will give you all a special discount.

Actually, I didn't know you do taxes. I always assumed you're doing something cool like assassinating devil-possessed pandas or something.

Haha I would like to think The Accountant was based on my life but minus the assassin part.

El Hespiritu · Post #410 » by **El Hespiritu** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:25 pm

Are we entitled to self-spam our professional skills?

OK... if anyone needs:

-Spanish and Catalan teacher/translator.

-Internet flodder.

-Japanese (and a bit of Chinese and Korean) Anime freaky obsessed commentator (specialised in OSTs, Ops and EDs).

-Troll lame photoshopper (in fact, I work with more **** freeware, but you get the point).

-Fitness based on Ancient re-enacting combat coach (specialised in one-handed battle axe and caetra -buckler-).

I'm currently unemployed and it looks like those sort of skills (saving the 1st one) get not a great market.

Post #411 » by **Inigo Montoya** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:30 pm

Maybe the board can pool some money together and hire you to go to DL dressed like this to make sure he doesn't destroy the tank.

El Hespiritu · Post #412 » by **El Hespiritu** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:36 pm

Inigo Montoya wrote:Maybe the board can pool some money together and hire you to go to DL dressed like this to make sure he doesn't destroy the tank.

Provided I'm payed for that, I'll do my best in restrain myself from helping him to destroy it.
But I make no promises.

JazzyPhinz · Post #413 » by **JazzyPhinz** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:33 pm

GobertReport wrote:Forum Brothers and Sisters, as many of you know I prepare taxes and right now I am trying to grow my clientele, if any of you are looking for a new tax guy that you can wax poetic about the Jazz with please message me, I will give you all a special discount.

As a person who maximizes my itemized deductions, do you have any insight on how the new Trump tax plan will affect a guy like me next year?

Daddy 801 · Post #414 » by **Daddy 801** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:57 pm

If anyone wants to hire a tutor to teach their kids computer programming, I am your guy. If you are looking for a financial planner my girlfriend is you lady.

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AingesBurner · Post #415 » by **AingesBurner** » Thu Feb 1, 2018 12:09 am

JazzyPhinz wrote:
GobertReport wrote:Forum Brothers and Sisters, as many of you know I prepare taxes and right now I am trying to grow my clientele, if any of you are looking for a new tax guy that you can wax poetic about the Jazz with please message me, I will give you all a special discount.

As a person who maximizes my itemized deductions, do you have any insight on how the new Trump tax plan will affect a guy like me next year?

Depends on how you are maximizing them.

BudTugly · Post #416 » by **BudTugly** » Sun Feb 4, 2018 7:28 pm

NFL draft nerd game:

https://first-pick.com/Default.aspx

BudTugly · Post #417 » by **BudTugly** » Mon Feb 5, 2018 11:26 pm

Watch on YouTube

Post #418 » by **Inigo Montoya** » Mon Feb 5, 2018 11:43 pm

For the love of God, why? What does this (eating manure) have to do with winning the Superbowl?

AingesBurner · Post #419 » by **AingesBurner** » Mon Feb 5, 2018 11:57 pm

Inigo Montoya wrote:For the love of God, why? What does this (eating manure) have to do with winning the Superbowl?

I imagine it was like two bro's at the beginning of the season:

Bro 1: Bro if the Eagles win the Super Bowl I will eat horse ****.

Bro 2: Dude are you being serious?

Bro 1: Bro I will bet you that if the Eagles win the Super Bowl I will eat horse ****.

Bro 2: Alright bro Ill take that bet.

6 months later:

Bro 1: ****

Bro 2: Dude we gotta find some horse ****.

BudTugly · Post #420 » by **BudTugly** » Tue Feb 6, 2018 12:21 am

Seems pretty likely that this is the culmination of a conversation started by some dudes that call each other “bro”. Good call. I don’t know if its even allowed to eat poop without being some kind of bro.