Nómades Ex-UtrollJazz. Ghost CLECaus/Indianos. Why Nobody Told Me About Kessler??

[El Hespiritu]

Link to the original thread at Spanish Forum acb:

http://foros.acb.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=499818#p30000677




To make a long story brief...

When TheGoldenBoy from el Masnou left MIN to join the most mormon of the NBA teams (ex-aequo with Boston Gaelics) there was a cleavage inside the Spanish TimberTrolls ranks.




Most of them declared to be secretly Utah fans since they were little kids but nobody knew because they were discreet people.
At (southern) Spanish, that would sound like this: AY EM FRO' YUTAH SINSE SHEQUITITO!




Others assumed a schyzophrenic double personality posting under different emotional stages depending if they were at one or another thread:




But mostly... both threads (as I understand them, at least) are based under the same philosophy:


On any given Sunday you're either goin' to win or to lose...But can you do it as a troll? Laughin' the same of both?


Addendum: OK, you bas*ard please stand up! Who did this?

[stitches]

Holy ****. That thread has 600 pages of posts...

[Inigo Montoya]

That was funny, well done! Also, one picture I found there:

[El Hespiritu]

Utroll Jazz 123 - Sacramento tanKings 117

Saving Ingles, Burks and a bit of Exum and Jae...
...The Horror, The Horror!

[El Hespiritu]

[El Hespiritu]

[El Hespiritu]

Late Pre Season is finishing and proper RS is about to start.
You can tell just measuring the growth of fingers into Rudy's stumps.

[El Hespiritu]

Refloating...

[El Hespiritu]

It was nice from you let us stay here for a while.

Time to pack the lugagge up and hit the road again.
We're the kinda gitanos (gypsies) of the Forums.

Nomads.

Watch on YouTube

(Troll Space Reserved) Ricky Rubio's Forum Nomads. Wanting for a Team to Settle.


http://foros.acb.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=504377 (link to original Spanish Forum)



(Roughly translated) Pick any Eastern franchise for they get us a more decent timetable lag, you piece of a Ricky-crab!
If possibe, some team with cool jerseys. I'm about to gather a pretty fine collection...

And get yourself a haircut! You look like a hobo, for God's sake...
I don't give sh*t if your bae loves it!
Fu*k! We're supposed to look well dressed, shaved and presentable when applying for a new job!


Addendo: How couldn't you make some shi*ty trade up to draft him, Lindsay?
He was sending you signals!

[El Hespiritu]

Advanced Troll Stats.

[dr0welf]

That means we have 2 spots to make up 17.7 pts 7.9 RB and 3.3 Asts? That's actually really easy to get production wise out of 2 spots. Sounds like we win. O'neal alone could get that with starting numbers and he was undrafted. So that player should be pretty easy to find. Oh wait we can get 2 of them.... WOW.

[El Hespiritu]

A player like O'Neale, pretty easy to find?
Two of them?

I admire your innocence.

[Inigo Montoya]

That means we have 2 spots to make up 17.7 pts 7.9 RB and 3.3 Asts? That's actually really easy to get production wise out of 2 spots. Sounds like we win. O'neal alone could get that with starting numbers and he was undrafted. So that player should be pretty easy to find. Oh wait we can get 2 of them.... WOW.

There is no way Royce can average these numbers as a starter or in any capacity. No way. These are close to allstar numbers.

[dr0welf]

That means we have 2 spots to make up 17.7 pts 7.9 RB and 3.3 Asts? That's actually really easy to get production wise out of 2 spots. Sounds like we win. O'neal alone could get that with starting numbers and he was undrafted. So that player should be pretty easy to find. Oh wait we can get 2 of them.... WOW.

There is no way Royce can average these numbers as a starter or in any capacity. No way. These are close to allstar numbers.

Only time will tell. But the point is two people to get those numbers combined is not that hard.

[El Hespiritu]

That means we have 2 spots to make up 17.7 pts 7.9 RB and 3.3 Asts? That's actually really easy to get production wise out of 2 spots. Sounds like we win. O'neal alone could get that with starting numbers and he was undrafted. So that player should be pretty easy to find. Oh wait we can get 2 of them.... WOW.

There is no way Royce can average these numbers as a starter or in any capacity. No way. These are close to allstar numbers.

It's just randomly ranting with trollish numbers.

The only point I see is: we may properly judge this trade when we know what we got from FA. I don't pretend foreseeing how hard that will be.

What I get absolutely clear is we can't rely on digging another underpayed hidden undrafted jewel like O'Neale... let alone two of them.

I see far more probable overpaying some proved FA NBA player who didn't reach the amount of money expected from another teams.
We'll see.

Btw:



Roughly: They said "RR to Indy is official"... because some friend says he's "planning to" so I posted that pic.

It's highly likeable but it isn't close to official yet.

[El Hespiritu]

NOT official yet.

I repeat.

NOT official.



By Pat Ewing

[dr0welf]

Rubio will do good in Indiana, good system for him.

[Jedzz]

Rubio will do good in Indiana, good system for him.

What's the outlook for fit under the Phoenix Lights?

[dr0welf]

Rubio will do good in Indiana, good system for him.

What's the outlook for fit under the Phoenix Lights?

Phoenix is a mess, I'm not sure what to expect.

[El Hespiritu]

They can only get better.
Actually.