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Utroll Jazz Bandwagoners. Ex-TimberTrolls, now Soenix Phuns Nomads: The Black Troll Suns. 

Post#1 » by El Hespiritu » Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:13 am

Link to the original thread at Spanish Forum acb:

http://foros.acb.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=499818#p30000677

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To make a long story brief...

When TheGoldenBoy from el Masnou left MIN to join the most mormon of the NBA teams (ex-aequo with Boston Gaelics) there was a cleavage inside the Spanish TimberTrolls ranks.

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Most of them declared to be secretly Utah fans since they were little kids but nobody knew because they were discreet people.
At (southern) Spanish, that would sound like this: AY EM FRO' YUTAH SINSE SHEQUITITO!

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Others assumed a schyzophrenic double personality posting under different emotional stages depending if they were at one or another thread:

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But mostly... both threads (as I understand them, at least) are based under the same philosophy:

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On any given Sunday you're either goin' to win or to lose...But can you do it as a troll? Laughin' the same of both?



Addendum: OK, you bas*ard please stand up! Who did this?

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-I tell them: Gentlemen, you desist. Your differences are bussiness of your own. We all must care this Refuge's harmony and decorum
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-I kill them and throw their bodies into the sea
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Re: Utroll Jazz Official Bandwagoners Fan Club (Spanish) 

Post#2 » by stitches » Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:14 pm

Holy ****. That thread has 600 pages of posts... :lol:
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Post#3 » by Inigo Montoya » Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:23 pm

That was funny, well done! Also, one picture I found there:

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Draft Nate Wolters - FAILED
Keep Nate Wolters - FAILED
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KqWIN wrote:Why are we talking about Middleton, Harris, and Porter?

The real decision the Jazz FO is making is between Continuity, Cap Flexibility, and Cash Considerations.
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Re: Utroll Jazz Official Bandwagoners Fan Club (Spanish) 

Post#4 » by El Hespiritu » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:16 am

Utroll Jazz 123 - Sacramento tanKings 117

Saving Ingles, Burks and a bit of Exum and Jae...
...The Horror, The Horror!

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-I kill them and throw their bodies into the sea
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Post#5 » by El Hespiritu » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:37 am

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-I kill them and throw their bodies into the sea
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Post#6 » by El Hespiritu » Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:06 am

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Post#7 » by El Hespiritu » Sat Dec 1, 2018 2:16 am

Late Pre Season is finishing and proper RS is about to start.
You can tell just measuring the growth of fingers into Rudy's stumps.

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Post#8 » by El Hespiritu » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:14 am

Refloating...

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Post#9 » by El Hespiritu » Sat Jun 22, 2019 12:19 am

It was nice from you let us stay here for a while.

Time to pack the lugagge up and hit the road again.
We're the kinda gitanos (gypsies) of the Forums.

Nomads.



(Troll Space Reserved) Ricky Rubio's Forum Nomads. Wanting for a Team to Settle.


http://foros.acb.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=504377 (link to original Spanish Forum)


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(Roughly translated) Pick any Eastern franchise for they get us a more decent timetable lag, you piece of a Ricky-crab!
If possibe, some team with cool jerseys. I'm about to gather a pretty fine collection...

And get yourself a haircut! You look like a hobo, for God's sake...
I don't give sh*t if your bae loves it!
Fu*k! We're supposed to look well dressed, shaved and presentable when applying for a new job!



Addendo: How couldn't you make some shi*ty trade up to draft him, Lindsay?
He was sending you signals!

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Post#10 » by El Hespiritu » Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:48 pm

Advanced Troll Stats.

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Post#11 » by dr0welf » Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:33 am

That means we have 2 spots to make up 17.7 pts 7.9 RB and 3.3 Asts? That's actually really easy to get production wise out of 2 spots. Sounds like we win. O'neal alone could get that with starting numbers and he was undrafted. So that player should be pretty easy to find. Oh wait we can get 2 of them.... WOW.
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Post#12 » by El Hespiritu » Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:22 am

A player like O'Neale, pretty easy to find?
Two of them?

I admire your innocence.
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Post#13 » by Inigo Montoya » Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:15 pm

dr0welf wrote:That means we have 2 spots to make up 17.7 pts 7.9 RB and 3.3 Asts? That's actually really easy to get production wise out of 2 spots. Sounds like we win. O'neal alone could get that with starting numbers and he was undrafted. So that player should be pretty easy to find. Oh wait we can get 2 of them.... WOW.

There is no way Royce can average these numbers as a starter or in any capacity. No way. These are close to allstar numbers.
Draft Nate Wolters - FAILED
Keep Nate Wolters - FAILED
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Post#14 » by dr0welf » Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:55 pm

Inigo Montoya wrote:
dr0welf wrote:That means we have 2 spots to make up 17.7 pts 7.9 RB and 3.3 Asts? That's actually really easy to get production wise out of 2 spots. Sounds like we win. O'neal alone could get that with starting numbers and he was undrafted. So that player should be pretty easy to find. Oh wait we can get 2 of them.... WOW.

There is no way Royce can average these numbers as a starter or in any capacity. No way. These are close to allstar numbers.


Only time will tell. But the point is two people to get those numbers combined is not that hard.
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Post#15 » by El Hespiritu » Sun Jun 30, 2019 11:08 am

Inigo Montoya wrote:
dr0welf wrote:That means we have 2 spots to make up 17.7 pts 7.9 RB and 3.3 Asts? That's actually really easy to get production wise out of 2 spots. Sounds like we win. O'neal alone could get that with starting numbers and he was undrafted. So that player should be pretty easy to find. Oh wait we can get 2 of them.... WOW.

There is no way Royce can average these numbers as a starter or in any capacity. No way. These are close to allstar numbers.


It's just randomly ranting with trollish numbers.

The only point I see is: we may properly judge this trade when we know what we got from FA. I don't pretend foreseeing how hard that will be.

What I get absolutely clear is we can't rely on digging another underpayed hidden undrafted jewel like O'Neale... let alone two of them.

I see far more probable overpaying some proved FA NBA player who didn't reach the amount of money expected from another teams.
We'll see.

Btw:

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Roughly: They said "RR to Indy is official"... because some friend says he's "planning to" so I posted that pic.

It's highly likeable but it isn't close to official yet.
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Post#16 » by El Hespiritu » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:58 pm

NOT official yet.

I repeat.

NOT official.

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Post#17 » by dr0welf » Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:12 pm

Rubio will do good in Indiana, good system for him.
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Post#18 » by Jedzz » Mon Jul 1, 2019 12:03 am

dr0welf wrote:Rubio will do good in Indiana, good system for him.
What's the outlook for fit under the Phoenix Lights?
These are my opinions.
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Post#19 » by dr0welf » Mon Jul 1, 2019 12:06 am

Jedzz wrote:
dr0welf wrote:Rubio will do good in Indiana, good system for him.
What's the outlook for fit under the Phoenix Lights?


Phoenix is a mess, I'm not sure what to expect.
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Post#20 » by El Hespiritu » Tue Jul 2, 2019 12:34 am

They can only get better.
Actually.
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-What if they don't listen?
-I kill them and throw their bodies into the sea

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