Utah Jazz [44-23] at New Jersey Nets [27-38]
Date: 3/15/08
Time: 7:30 PM EST
The game is at:
Ladies and Gentleman, the host of the Jazz's last game of the road trip are:
New Jersey Nets aka Backstreet boys
Devin Harris, PG - A. J. McLean
14.7ppg,5.2 apg
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Vince Carter, SG - Nick Carter
20.2ppg, 5.8 rpg
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Richard Jefferson, SF - Brian Littrell
23 ppg, 4.3 rpg
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Josh Boone, PF - Howie Dorough
7.9 ppg, 6.9 rpg
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Nenad Krstic, C - Kevin Richardson
5.5 ppg, 4.2 rpg
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Key Bench players:
In the Navy - Village People
Nothing and no one in particular
Now the real deal!!! Your Utah Jazz!!!
Utah Jazz Starting Five
Deron Williams, PG - Chuck Norris
19.2 ppg, 10.3 apg
The leader, alpha dog. Will roundhouse kick any PG at ease.
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Ronnie Brewer, SG - Neo
12.0 ppg, 3.0 rpg
High acrobatic offense
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Andrei Kirilenko, SF - Terminator
11.4 ppg, 5.0 rpg
Our secret weapon is AK-47
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Carlos Boozer, PF - Mr. Magoo
21.3 ppg, 3.7 to
One good defensive game won't excuse your lameness in the last 4 months. Although of obvious disabilities, gets the job done.
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Mehmet Okur, C - Jack Bauer
14.2 ppg, 7.2 rpg
He defines clutch, and radicalizes money shots
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Key Bench players:
Paul Millsap, PF - Mr. T
8.3 ppg, 5.6 rpg
Treat your mother right!
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Matt Harpring, SF - Rambo
8.1 ppg, 3.0 rpg
Hard nosed defender and instant offense
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Kyle Korver, SG - Matt Damon
9.9 ppg, .907 ft%
Who might be our greatest sniper able to deliver daggers
Just show up guys, and should be an easy win against a terrible offensive team. New Jersey scores only PPG: 93.8 and allows Opp PPG: 99.1. Go Jazz!
