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Post#1 » by jazzfan1971 » Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:23 pm

Do you have what it takes to create the game thread for game #1 of the playoffs?

The creativity?
The humor?
The ability to inspire?

If you think you do, and you'd like to be considered for the honor, post a sample game thread below.
"Thibs called back and wanted more picks," said Jorge Sedano. "And Pat Riley, literally, I was told, called him a mother-bleeper and hung up the phone."
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Post#2 » by Duiz » Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:32 pm

I thought it was a Mavs only superstition and tradition. I guess it could be fun.

We need KoE back for these.
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Post#3 » by jazzfan1971 » Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:32 pm

Yeah, that one he did last year was epic.
"Thibs called back and wanted more picks," said Jorge Sedano. "And Pat Riley, literally, I was told, called him a mother-bleeper and hung up the phone."
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Post#4 » by bleu » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:01 pm

I bet someone could get a-rod to do one :dontknow:
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Post#5 » by carrottop12 » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:20 pm

I'll hit it when the time comes, I could devote some serious time to one when the playoffs come.
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Post#6 » by xstockholmsyndromex » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:36 pm

I might be able to come up with one
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Post#7 » by Duiz » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:42 pm

I would love to do one before I leave.
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Post#8 » by bleu » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:05 pm

Duiz wrote:I would love to do one before I leave.


Leave?!?!?!
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Post#9 » by Racer X » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:21 pm

Duiz wrote:I would love to do one before I leave.


:D Leave?
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Post#10 » by FJS » Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:34 pm

Maybe I take too much serious basketball and playoff, but I don't use to like "humoristic" threads. For one really good you have several bad.
I know my threads are "boring" for some posters.... but when I want to discuss about basketball I like to talk about basketball. When I want to discuss about comedy I go to offtopic.
But it's only my oppinion and I will respect the majority.
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Post#11 » by jazzfan1971 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:06 am

Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets Game #2

Separated at Birth Edition

The opposition

At PG - Bobby Jackson
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At SG - Tracy McGrady
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At SF - Shane Battier
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At PF - Luis Scola
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At C - Dikembe Mutombo
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The UTAH JAZZ

At PG - Deron Williams
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At SG - Ronnie Brewer
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At SF - Andrei Kirilenko
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At PF
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At C - Mehmet Okur
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Post#12 » by Duiz » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:17 am

Solo porque el barca no esta ganando no significa que no podemos anadir un poco de humor.

-Con carino, un madridista
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Post#13 » by jazzfan1971 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:29 am

Hey, it's a sample of my work. Seeing as it's the only sample so far, I give it 1st place.

;)
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Post#14 » by xstockholmsyndromex » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:15 pm

Duiz wrote:I would love to do one before I leave.


He's getting deported! Someone called La Migra!!
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Post#15 » by FJS » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:03 pm

Duiz wrote:Solo porque el barca no esta ganando no significa que no podemos anadir un poco de humor.

-Con carino, un madridista



Oh!!! fatal! Menos mal que el futbol no me importa mucho, porque si no te ganabas un enemigo, jajajaja.
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Post#16 » by xstockholmsyndromex » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:09 pm

El queso esta vieja y podrido. Donde esta el bano?? Come se llama?? Drop the chalupa.
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Post#17 » by bleu » Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:49 am

A-hay.
I-a am-a eh-thay only-ay one-way oo-hay an-cay eek-spay ig-pay attin-lay!
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Post#18 » by FJS » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:07 am

xstockholmsyndromex wrote:El queso esta vieja y podrido. Donde esta el bano?? Come se llama?? Drop the chalupa.


Your spanish is horrible, dude.
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Post#19 » by xstockholmsyndromex » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:31 pm

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Your spanish is horrible, dude.


Como vas a decir esto. No es perfecto, pero creo que hablo bien por un gringo. Hablaba mejor antes....necesito practicar mas.
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Post#20 » by FJS » Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:48 pm

xstockholmsyndromex wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Como vas a decir esto. No es perfecto, pero creo que hablo bien por un gringo. Hablaba mejor antes....necesito practicar mas.


Esto est
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