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Game #3: Houston Rockets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:05 am
by JStockLivesOn
THE COLD WAR CONTINUES...

The Righteous Utah Jazz

At PG
Deron "Dwight Eisenhower" Williams is the quintessential General!
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At SG
Ronnie "JFK" Brewer is cool in a crisis!
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At SF
Andrei "Victor Kravchenko" Kirilenko chose freedom over tyranny!
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At PF
Carlos "Lyndon Johnson" Boozer will give you your damn war!
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At C
Mehmet "Ronald Reagan" Okur will break your back with the money!
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THE BENCH

Matt "Harry Truman" Harpring will do whatever it takes!
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Paul "Richard Nixon" Millsap ain't a crook, but he'll take your rebound!
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Kyle "Gerald Ford" Korver is better than you'd think!
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The Evil Houston Rockets

At PG
Rafer "Nikolai Bulganin" Alston directs the Red march!
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At SG
Tracy "Joseph Stalin" McGrady is coming for your soul!
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At SF
Shane "Vladimir Lenin" Battier is a master of deception!
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At PF
Luis "Nikita Khruschev" Scola wants to bury you!
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At C
Dikembe "Nikolai Ryzhkov" Mutombo is older than you'd think!
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THE BENCH

Bobby "Vyacheslav Molotov" Jackson would jack his own comrade!
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Chuck "Georgy Malenkov" Hayes has malice in his heart!
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Carl "Valentin Pavlov" Landry will eat you your flesh for brunch!
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An epic battle between Freedom and Tyranny will unfurl inside Energy Solutions Arena!

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:30 am
by dwillownscp3
GO JAZZZ! :clap:

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:18 pm
by SashAlex
JStockLivesOn, are you from Russia ?

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:22 pm
by Kayariel
=))

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:31 pm
by JStockLivesOn
SashAlex wrote:JStockLivesOn, are you from Russia ?


I am not, sir. I'm just a history guy.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:29 pm
by seejaydeja
the crowd is going to be absolutely explosive. i will be at game 4 and i won't leave till i have no voice left. i really expect the jazz to blow the rockets out on this one

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:20 pm
by gojazzmjsucks
I agree this will be the blow out game!Game four will be the close one,but we will still win!

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:28 pm
by gonnadunkonU
We need to come out and put this game away early. I expect us to win 108-88.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:40 pm
by ColdBlue
JStockLivesOn wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



I am not, sir. I'm just a Neo-con.


Fixed. :wink:

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:42 pm
by loserX
Hmm...not every day you see a Victor Kravchenko shout-out in a game thread. ;) Wonder what @ndrew is going to think of all this? :D

Great thread...and GO JAZZ!

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:31 pm
by Duiz
loserX wrote:Wonder what @ndrew is going to think of all this? :D


Vladivostok must be hell right now with his ire. :evil:

:lol: I have issues feeling proud of the American presidents. Almost all of them are just as equally as corrupt as the counterparts. Meh.

Come on Jazz, we need to close this baby down!

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:32 pm
by Duiz
ColdBlue wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Fixed. :wink:


:clap: :rofl:

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:41 pm
by HammerDunk
Yeah, all those American presidents were as corrupt as Stalin... :roll: I TOTALLY would rather have lived in communist Russia.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:56 pm
by Getjazz
The more I think about it, the more I think the Jazz will crush the Rockets at home on Thursday.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:01 pm
by carrottop12
Please, Stalin, though he stood for severely anti-american politics, he was still a leader.

McGrady ain't no leader.

This is McGrady...

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George B. McClellan

Early in the war, McClellan played an important role in raising a well-trained and organized army for the Union. However, although McClellan was meticulous in his planning and preparations, these attributes may have hampered his ability to challenge aggressive opponents in a fast-moving battlefield environment.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:19 pm
by Duiz
HammerDunk wrote:Yeah, all those American presidents were as corrupt as Stalin... :roll: I TOTALLY would rather have lived in communist Russia.


The economical imperialism that followed the win and the rule of the allied nations has constituted for millions of death in poverty and unnecessary wars. Stallin killed his own people, my country says thanks, but no thanks and allows other to die in hunger and disease.

Anyways, let's not get political here cause we will get this thread to go to 100 pages if we do.

Allez Jazz!

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:47 pm
by JStockLivesOn
ColdBlue wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Fixed. :wink:


LOL! I campaigned for John Edwards. Sean Hannity, I ain't.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:04 pm
by OC Jazzfan
It will be very interesting to see if there is a letdown on the Jazz' part after winning two on the road. It would be very easy to come back to the Nuclear Waste Dump Arena thinking the series is over. If Houston has a chance to win in Utah, it's gotta be game three.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:10 pm
by FJS
MATCHUPS

PLAYOFF STATS

STARTERS

CENTER
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Mutombo 41 years
4.0 PPG 60.0 FG% 100 FT% 5.5 RPG 2.5 BPG
Okur 28 years
10.0 ppg 36.4 FG% 33.3 3PT% 100 FT% 12 RPG 3.0 APG 0.50 SPG 0.50 BPG

POWER FOWARD
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Scola 28 years
14.0 PPg 38.5 FG% 53.3 FT% 9.0 RPG 0.5 APG 1.00 SPG
Boozer 26 years
16.4 PPG 50.0 FG% 50.0 FT% 11.5 RPG 2.5 APG

SMALL FOWARD
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Battier 29 years
15.0 PPG 71.4 FG% 75.0 3PT% 66.7 FT% 4.0 RPG 0.5 APG 1.00 SPG 0.50 BPG
Kirilenko 27 years
12.0 ppg 45.0 FG% 25.0 3PT % 71.4 FT% 6.0 RPG 3.5 APG 1.50 SPG 1.00 BPG

SHOOTING GUARD
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McGrady 28 years
21.5 ppg 37.2 FG% 11.1 3PT% 62.5 FT% 9.5 RPG 8.0 APG 2.50 SPG 1.00 BPG
Brewer 23 years
5.0 ppg 41.7 FG% 3.0 RPG 1.00 APG 0.50 SPG

POINT GUARD
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Alston 31 years Regular season stats
13.1 ppg 39.4 FG% 35.1 3PT% 71.5 FT% 3.5 RPG 5.3 APG 1.3 SPG
Williams 23 years
21.0 ppg 55.6 FG% 66.7 3PT% 57.1 FT 1.5 RPG 7.5 APG 1.50 BPG


BENCH
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Landry 24 years
8.1 ppg 61.6 FG% 66.1 FT% 4.9 RPG 0.5 APG 0.4 SPG 0.17 BPG
Millsap 23 years
6.5 ppg 54.5 FG% 100 FT 4.0 RPG 1.0. APG 0.5 SPG 1.0 BPG

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Head 25 years
1.5 ppg 16.7 FG% 0 3PT% 100 FT% 1.0 RPG 1.0 APG 0.5 SPG
Korver 27 years
9.0 ppg 45.5 FG% 33.3 3PT% 85.7 FT 2.0 RPG 0.5 SPG 1.00 BPG

Image VSImage
Hayes 24 years
2.0 ppg 40.0 FG% 6.5 RPG 1.0 APG 1.5 BPG
Harpring 31 years
5.0 ppg 50.0 FG% 50.0 FT 2.5 RPG 1.0 APG 1.0 SPG

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Jackson 35 years
12.5 ppg 31.3 FG% 23.1 3PT% 50.0 FT% 2.5 RPG 2.5 APG 1.00 SPG
Price 24 years
6.5 ppg 57.1 FG% 75.0 3PT% 100 FT 1.0 RPG 1.0 APG 0.5 SPG

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:49 pm
by schneiderjazz
I`m not a big fan of this specific thread, but I appreciate the work. IMO, Truman should have been raped by a moose and fed to rats for allowing one of the biggest atrocities in the history of mankind. I understand he`s regarded as a hero in the US, but I just can`t think of him in that way.
Now back to the game, I don`t expect a blowout, cause the Rockets need this game more than ever. But I think in the end, Houston comes up short. Jazz by 11, with a close game until the end of the 3rd quarter.

Nice point about the Stalin-Tmac comparison Bat. :rofl:

And Duiz, where the hell are you from? You keep confusing me. And like you said: Allez les Jazz!