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Your "lol-worthy" news for the day. I love the mail man

http://espn.go.com/blog/collegebasketba ... a-dumpster

And from now on they need to play in socks. We don't need no tennies scuffing up Karl Malone's floor.

Hilarious, I could just picture Malone tossing the folding chairs into the dumpster and dusting off his hands afterwards, all the while muttering profanities under his breath.

Oh! Bring back the days when Malone and Larry Miller were yelling and hagling on the court and in the media! That was the news of the day, Not the BS that goes on with these pathetic Jazz!!

thats the toughness this Jazz team needs, i cant imagine anyone on this roster ever doing that...

we should bring Malone back so he can play his "one good game" he has left...i miss the mailman.

Title should've been: "Karl Malone don't like no chairs on Karl Malone's court"

Has it really been so long that no one speaks passable Karl-ese anymore?

This is one of my favorite spoofs... Don't worry, it's not a bad link, I couldn't find it on youtube. Jimmy definitely has the Karl-ese down to a science.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... id=9549636

Those are great. I think I prefer the "deducted by aliens" one...

Hell yea, for me pure basketball will always resemble Stockton to Malone, who were two of the greatest offensive players of all time, and very good defensive players too. They were tough, and there was no quite in them, even approaching 40.

The thing is, even if any of the coaches or players saw Karl Malone take the chairs, what are they going to do? Nobody would ask Malone to stop doing something like that, he's absolutely frightening in that kind of situation.

When Karl Malone wants something did, it gets did.

I love this article! I wouldn't expect anything less from the mailman. I only wish that he was working for the jazz organization. I wish we took that kind of pride in preserving our home court.

also OT I am stuck in chicago right now and have been living at the local bar(they have league package) any links for live jazz games would really make my day.

Also I would love to rock the OFFICIAL jazz rally sig. What do I have to do?

Head to the Rally Sig thread for instructions. Look on the second page for the actual code to post it into your sig.

Thanks Bat....... Go jazz or........tank jazz!