Signing Mr Kardasian

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Signing Mr Kardasian 

Post#1 » by wiff » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:44 pm

Ok I saw this on the other forum but I have a serious question about it.

Ryan Seacrest asked the socialite Friday, on his KIIS FM radio show when she and her hubby, free agent forward Kris Humphries, would settle down and have children.

She said: “I think we want to figure out where he’s gonna play and where he’s gonna live” regarding her husband, who’s currently locked out along with his hoopster peers.

“What if he signed with the Oklahoma Thunder?” Seacrest asked her. “What would you do?”

“Is that a real team?” she asked, before turning to her sister in the background, asking, “Khloe, have you heard of that team?”

After a moment to think, Kim decided, “I would go to Oklahoma City … we’re not going to live a separate life.”


http://www.dailythunder.com/2011/10/kim-kardashian-on-the-thunder-is-that-a-real-team/

Now honestly I could care less that she doesn't know if OKC is a real team. But if you were Bennett would it make sense financially to sign Kris Humphries to get Kim's ass in the seats courtside? Wouldn't that be a great way to tell everyone that OKC is a big league city with big league stars? Kim's ass courtside, I would imagine would be a nice up grade over some of the other OKC female regulars.

Or is Hump's attitude so bad you wouldn't give him a nickel?
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Re: Signing Mr Kardasian 

Post#2 » by Clangus » Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:19 am

I actually like Hump as a player. Rebounds like hell and can actually score some. As a backup I would give him a contract (depending on asking price). As far as Kim K being courtside, I don't know how much merch and tickets that would sell. Are they going to let people take photographs with her butt? Otherwise I doubt it would do to much.

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Post#3 » by HeartSouloma » Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:54 am

Hmmm what about Serge Ibaka? We got alot of big men, so I don't know its a tuff one.
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Re: Signing Mr Kardasian 

Post#4 » by Rhinou » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:13 am

Keep That skank whore as far away from OKC as possible.
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Post#5 » by slick_watts » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:24 pm

He'll be too expensive for the minutes he would get here. The way Nick Collison played to close the season and in the playoffs, I think we're okay at PF at the time being for at least a couple more seasons.
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Post#6 » by wiff » Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:10 pm

slick_watts wrote:He'll be too expensive for the minutes he would get here. The way Nick Collison played to close the season and in the playoffs, I think we're okay at PF at the time being for at least a couple more seasons.


I agree that he isn't really needed. Nick still seems to be rolling. That guy is a total pro. But purely from a feather in the cap stand point. If OKC had this in the seats.....
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It would even make this....
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look good.

Honestly I think she is as dumb as a box of rocks but in a way I think she is the dark haired Marilyn of our day.
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And if OKC is good enough for Kim Kardashian then OKC would be good enough for anyone. That is of course if she let him sign there.
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Post#7 » by method » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:00 am

To bad her 1st choice was the New York Knicks D Gallanaria.
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