AKA Joffrey Singlester
AKA Kyle Hipster
AKA The Human Man Bun
AKA Vanilla Soft-Serve
AKA Kyle with the Bad Hair
AKA Wack Win Butler
AKA White Flag
AKA Can I Get a Dimebag Bruh
AKA Float Tank King
I'm having way too much fun with this.

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/kyle_singler/
https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/s/singlky01.html
29 years old
Drafted 2011 out of Duke with the 33rd pick by the Detroit Pistons
6'8"
228lb
Questions for the upcoming season:
1: Will he be on the team by the time the trade deadline comes around?
2: Is there any hope for him getting back to being playable?
3: If he plays, is Billy Donovan nuts?
and anything else you can think of