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We have a vey young team and most of the players don't have a nickname yet, or maybe they do, Im just not aware. So let's discuss some ideas, or share if you know any. Here are my ideas:

Nick Collison - Metal Knee, Collision
James Harden - Grandpa
Serge Ibaka - iBLOCKa
Kevin Durant - Mr Cool
Russel Westbrook - Thunder
Thabo Sefolosha - The Glue

Need any explanation?
Got any ideas?
You know any existing ones? (Except Durantula, which I personally dont like)

Serge Protector
or iBLOCKya

James Harden is called The Beard by lots of people.. or Jimbo Slice.

Nick Collison used to be called 'Collie' a lot.

Iblocka is coming on for Serge.. the OKC play by play guy likes to call him Air Congo or (the worst) Doctor Nasty. DJ Mbenga on the Lakers is nicknamed Congo Cash, that'd be great for Serge too.

Kevin Durant won't be able to escape the Durantula. I like that one though.

Russell Westbrook has a few I've heard.. Jet Zero.. Hustle Westbrook.. someone on another site said 'Danger Russ' which is alright.