Presti has the Center Curse
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:17 pm
No one knows if the Center Curse was carried over or whether Presti contracted this curse while with the Spurs, but there can be no denying that Presti has the Center Curse.
Definition of the Center Curse: A curse placed on an individual or nba franchise that prevents a team from improving the center position dramatically regardless of efforts.
What we know:
Presti inherited a roster that was infected with the center curse. The various Swift, Petro and Sene strains were some of the most concentrated and powerful known.
Presti diagnosed two of the three strains almost immediately, but chose to extend the Swift strain a season longer than he should have.
Presti was not successful in solving the stain in finding a center to play alongside Duncan in San Antonio.
Attempted Cures:
Creative Free Agent Signing: Nenad Kristic was signed from Europe despite his rights being owned by the Nets. Kristic is back in Europe where soft play and outside shooting is revered rather than reveled. A classic example of the soft strain.
Trade: Tyson Chandler a top 10 center, trade rescinded due to failed physical. Chandler is currently playing without injury. Diagnostics is not clear whether this is an example of the bad timing strain or the overly cautious strain.
Kendrick Perkins. After nullifying the Chandler trade due to injury they accept the Perkins trade, knowing he was injured. Perkins is currently injury free has helped transform the team defensively and with his toughness, but is a liability in on offense and his rebounding numbers are journeyman comparable. The "he seemed to look better with his previous team, but we're winning strain".
Nazr Mohammed a veteran converted power forward who looks like an offensive savant next to Perkins but is overall limited and near the end of his career. Five years from now he will enter the, "oh yea, I forgot he was on the roster strain".
Draft: Byron Mullens (traded), "needed him to be something other than he is strain"
Cole Aldrich (end of bench) "gotta be worried when Nazr is ahead of you in the rotation strain"
Tibor Pleis (europe), "is that Tiago Splitter or Peter Fehse strain".
Although a small glimmer of hope remains for the remaining draft cure strains, one must be troubled by other draft cures playing well that were not drafted by Presti. Andre Jordan, Roy Hibbert, Greg Monroe.
We know that Presti is a smart individual who prides himself on preparation, so what can explain the Center Curse and more importantly how can it be removed?
Definition of the Center Curse: A curse placed on an individual or nba franchise that prevents a team from improving the center position dramatically regardless of efforts.
What we know:
Presti inherited a roster that was infected with the center curse. The various Swift, Petro and Sene strains were some of the most concentrated and powerful known.
Presti diagnosed two of the three strains almost immediately, but chose to extend the Swift strain a season longer than he should have.
Presti was not successful in solving the stain in finding a center to play alongside Duncan in San Antonio.
Attempted Cures:
Creative Free Agent Signing: Nenad Kristic was signed from Europe despite his rights being owned by the Nets. Kristic is back in Europe where soft play and outside shooting is revered rather than reveled. A classic example of the soft strain.
Trade: Tyson Chandler a top 10 center, trade rescinded due to failed physical. Chandler is currently playing without injury. Diagnostics is not clear whether this is an example of the bad timing strain or the overly cautious strain.
Kendrick Perkins. After nullifying the Chandler trade due to injury they accept the Perkins trade, knowing he was injured. Perkins is currently injury free has helped transform the team defensively and with his toughness, but is a liability in on offense and his rebounding numbers are journeyman comparable. The "he seemed to look better with his previous team, but we're winning strain".
Nazr Mohammed a veteran converted power forward who looks like an offensive savant next to Perkins but is overall limited and near the end of his career. Five years from now he will enter the, "oh yea, I forgot he was on the roster strain".
Draft: Byron Mullens (traded), "needed him to be something other than he is strain"
Cole Aldrich (end of bench) "gotta be worried when Nazr is ahead of you in the rotation strain"
Tibor Pleis (europe), "is that Tiago Splitter or Peter Fehse strain".
Although a small glimmer of hope remains for the remaining draft cure strains, one must be troubled by other draft cures playing well that were not drafted by Presti. Andre Jordan, Roy Hibbert, Greg Monroe.
We know that Presti is a smart individual who prides himself on preparation, so what can explain the Center Curse and more importantly how can it be removed?